TonyC Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Alemagno realizes that him taking all hills was just a mere fantasy he had in his mind, while an Ori warship makes an orbital strike on your forcefield (Sun's), destroying it and the entire hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 satill them eeagaverzse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Format the computer again.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 (edited) megatiger78 does something completely ununderstandable (basically nothing). The Ori fleet starts invading neighbouring systems as reinforcements arrived.My star cluster.alemagno12 formats the computer...which is actually his laptop, so..nothing happens. Edited October 13, 2014 by MegaUZI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I format the mother computer of this forum--------------------------------------My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 no computer fromating alemango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 no computer fromating alemango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 ~$ls /dev/metasys......Current hills confirmed not to be run on any sort of meta-computer. All deletions of hills confirmed to be impossible short of actually accessing the forum server, with an appended request that all lame memes be returned to 2009 where they belong.I locate a hill on Laythe and inverse-claim it. All of Laythe's landmasses except for that hill are mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) OOC: A few things here.You don't format a computer. You reset the server, repair the computer, or recover the system.Also avoid resetting the scenario too many times or the wrath of BIOS consumes the hill.Also, when you reset a scenario, you reset it to April 2012 (the date of the creation of the thread).That's all.======I nuke Laythe. My radioactive Laythe. Edited October 15, 2014 by Designer225 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I put sprinkles on Laythe and eat it.My yucky-tasting salty wet piece of rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Your mouth explodes. Laythe can't fit in there!My debris of Tery's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 You flew all the way out there just to find that? Disgusting.Laythe spontaneously pops back into existence. I grab a vial of its seawater and wear it around my neck for good luck, and also because it clearly has magical properties.I also claim a hill on Tylo because hey, why not. My Tylo hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 The Tylo hill has not yet been claimed by SSME.I send Chris Kermanfield to land there and actually plant a flag there. Now SSME property.My Tylo hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I pull out a handgun and shoot at the flag. The bullet streaks out ahead of me, gaining most of its Tylo-relative velocity from my already considerable suborbital speed. The bullet impacts the flag's base at over five kilometers per second, blasting a crater in the top of the hill and launching the flag onto a neighboring hill. You can have that one. The crater-topped hill is mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 *physics*How can a bullet blast a crater in a hill? I snatch your wimpy bullet and replace it with Eeloo, moving at 200 kilometers per second. The power of HyperEdit!My destroyed Tylo-Eeloo (Tyloo) object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) My fleet of Ori warships continue to expand throughout the galaxy, converting to the Ori religion all intelligent lifeforms. The crusade is halfway finished, and will soon attain Earth, situated on the other side of the galaxy. All these Laythe eating situations are mere internal affairs.(the ori religion is a thing from the stargate show, so please moderators, don't panic) Edited October 15, 2014 by MegaUZI typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) ALL ori AND crusade ships explode spontaneously. Using a quicksave and a backup, I successfully reverted the effects. I plant all the flags on all the planets.my beautiful galaxy! Edited October 15, 2014 by Joshwoo69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) Since you didn't destroy the Supergate around Eve, more Ori warships arrive and retake almost every single planet back again.For the record, Ori warships are crusade ships. They are 1.5 km long things capable of housing thousands of soldiers to convert or destroy a planet. Edited October 15, 2014 by MegaUZI typo (again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 the imperium's ships make them tiny ori ships look pathetic. A fleet of them leaves the megaverse on a crusade to enlighten the stupid ori and PUSH THEM BACKTHROUGH THAT SUPERGATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I fire a bullet at the physics doubters and Ori ships from the magical super-rifle I made that accelerates its 40-gram projectiles to 0.99c shortly after they leave the end of the barrel. At that relativistic speed, the bullet carries almost exactly the energy of one megaton of TNT. It goes straight through fourteen ships before finally lodging in the fifteenth one it hits.A bullet (40 grams) moving at five kilometers per second impacts with five megajoules of energy, by the way, which is about a megajoule more than a kilogram of TNT. Totally enough to knock down a flag on Tylo and leave a sizable crater in the dust.I watch the spectacle of ships exploding from my crater-topped hill on Tylo, which is still totally mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 the imperium navy was left out of your attacks, and BROUGHT GLORIOUS DEATH IN THE NEMAE OF THE EMEPEROR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 You still haven't claimed anything, though. For good measure, I fire three more relativistic bullets at key assets in your fleet, resulting in a high-energy ablation cascade which consumes your fleet in a nuclear fireball.I'm still on my Tylo hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I use a modifyed Columbus shuttle with a LV-N as its main engine and send a refueling outpost above Tylo, which also has a Tylonianlander and lands on a Tylonian flat.My AlienRockFlat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 MOAR SHIPS WHICH CALIM THE GALAXY AND YOUR TYLO HILL BRING MOAR GLORIOUS DEATH IN THE NAME OF THE EMPERAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! caps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Havent claimed my rock flat yet.My Tylo Rock Flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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