King of the Hill

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I have a 50 Caliber Armor Piercing, Incendiary round at your face. My Hill

[Goodle...]

I call in a orbital strike to obliterate your face, then send in drones to capture the hill and set up EMP proof energy shields with unlimited capacity. Drones are EMP proof. The station now obliterates anyone who tries to capture the hill. MY FORTRESS LIKE HILL (MUHAHAHAHAHAHA) with energy shield and orbital strike station ready to obliterate anyone who attempts to capture it.

[Penguinhero]

ill send in my millions of scout, solider, pyro, demo man, heavy, engineer, medic, sniper, and spy robots with bonus energy shield breakers and orbital strike cannon jammers to hunt you down and kill you. then ill get my millions of copies of Saxton hale to guard my epic 2-fort fortress.

My Hill...

[briansun1]

My hill

[Bioman222]

I deflect your rainbow-friendship to your station, causing a misbalance in the orbit, smashing it into the hill.

My crater.

[briansun1]

the hill has fallen to the xenos... exterminatus is the only option

my nuked hill

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

This derailed train comes in and smashes all your people off the hill

My hill

[briansun1]

I eggnog everything

My hill

[goldenpeach]

I politely ask you to let me posses your hill.

Of course, any refusal will make me drink all the eggnog, take the hill and challenge Jeb to prevent anyone from approaching the hill(I will also give him some rockets).

[briansun1]

I [insert something here]

My hill

Edited December 5, 2013 by briansun1

[goldenpeach]

[insert something better here]

You mean it's my hill don't you?

[briansun1]

i blow up the the hill with Love and friendship

My loveing hill

[Designer225]

The hill cease to exist. It was now a lake.

I claimed the lake, but couldn't find a place to plant it.

[vexx32]

The game's called King of the Hill, guys. How about we actually keep a hill in it for more than half a page? xD

I transmute the lake back into a hill, burying you all inside it. My hill full of corpses.

[The Destroyer]

I see a peice of debris, looks like a hill, I claim it.

[Tidus Klein]

I rebuild earth with the rubble from the past battles and claim my own hill.

My hill with rebuilt earth

(Seriously stop blowing up the hill your going to lock the thread!)

[Starwhip]

I kame. I kaw. I kicked your kass.

My hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I go to a realistate agent and learn no one ever bought the hill

I buy said hill.

I then come back and though several legal maters and clauses I reclaim the hill and your stuff.

My hill with all of starwhip's stuff.

[Goodle...]

I thermo-nuclear weapon the hill and exterminate all living being but not a scratch on the hill. MY HILL.

[Starwhip]

The radiation kills you. And since I'm a dragon, I could live here for a while.

My hill.

[Tidus Klein]

(Secretly an argonian)

I come up in dadric armor and weapons that have been uber lengindaryed to the max and slay you.

And sense I to am immune to radiation I claim the hill again!

My radiation hill with starwhip's dead body.

[OdinYggd]

Pardon me, but this hill is being seized effective immediately to settle a foreclosure suit. You will vacate the premise and remove all hazardous materials that may be on it as soon as practical.

*plants a forclosure sale sign on top of the hill*

(Also seriously, I really will lock this if we can't keep the hill respectably clean and intact for several pages. Seems like every time I go to post here I have to re-set the hill.

The game is king of the hill not destroy the hill as fast as practical. )

[Tidus Klein]

Oooooooo so we can't even taint the hill, that's going to be hard for some people.

Any way

I run for Mayer of the state the hills in and win!

I then proclaim the hill a national park and protect it from ferther war.

My hill protected by green peace

Edit: IMO I think your taking this to personally, even the OP nuked the hills.

I agree that there should be a hill and not a Lake/ crater/ lava or Ect

But a radioactive glowing hill is still a hill and that's just what happens when you give people super war Makeing abilities.

If you think that there needs to be a rule that you can't harm the hill you could always make your own take the hill thread!

IMO

Please don't lock the thread if this offended you.

Edited December 5, 2013 by Tidus Klein

[OdinYggd]

Its fine for the hill to be taken by any means necessary. But clean up your mess at least, if you use nuclear weaponry for instance decontaminate the hill before letting someone else have to deal with it. And strictly speaking the hill should always be status quo for each post, that way this doesn't turn into a roleplay of sorts with people always trying to outgun each other.

I don't expect the grass to stay green all the time, there's gonna be battle damage.

In any case, the hill is mine.

[The Destroyer]

I send in Eco friendly robots to carefulyl take over the hill.

My hill.