King of the Hill

[Palladium Corp]

I seed clouds with Silver Iodide, so it starts raining on the hill. You get depressed by all the rain and leave. Since I'm English, and hence used to rain, I claim the hill.

My rain soaked hill.

[Designer225]

Then the weather dried out, and there was a drought. Since you aren't used to droughts you left. I claimed the hill.

My barren, cracked hill.

(This was my homage to the California Drought of 2014.)

[Tery215]

I lead a mountain serpent from past times of arcana to.. er.. devour the hill!

My mountain range.

[InterCity]

I call a mining company to your range. They mine it all, creating another hill of worthless stone.

No more mountain range, My new hill.

[Vaporo]

You built your hill on top of the temple of Gozer, who becomes enraged at your lack of respect and sends Mr. Stay Puft to destroy your hill.

My temple of Gozer.

Edited June 10, 2014 by Vaporo

[Floppster]

I give up on this whole battle, jump on the first ship to Laythe and build a nice little house at the beach.

My nice littlehouse at the beaches of Laythe.

[Anister]

I call Danny2462, asking for a planetbuster to be launched at Laythe.

I press the Universal Reset Button and kick the OP off his hill.

MAH HILL

[Tery215]

I put you backwards in time.

Then I move forwards (and a bit sideways) in time to when Laythe vapourized. You are merely a fossil.

Out of the blue comes a bluish sand-asteroid from Laythe, which is now my hill.

[IcarusBen]

I use a tungsten rod launched from orbit to explode Laythe.

My asteroid bubble!

[Tery215]

I use a giant scoop-net in space to push all the asteroids and bubbles back into a particular location.

My tylo-laythe-jool.

[Designer225]

Unexpectedly, things go bad as everyone gets pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and sleeps back to 2012.

No one's hill.

[Tery215]

After the volcano causing the horrible disease goes dormant, I punch it and knock it over the hill.

My plains of shattered rocks and piles.

[Designer225]

It became a hill.

Tery215's hill.

[Anister]

Shotgun to the face

my hill

[Designer225]

...

My hill.

[Vaporo]

I continue your thought (... aaaand Chuck Norris is roundhouse kicking me in the face.)

My ...

[Tery215]

I use my brain bleaching spray on you.

It's actually regular bleach, but your ... can no longer exist because your face is melting.

My face.

[Wabbit]

I mix the bleach with ammonia, and it makes foul gas, forcing you out. It somehow condenses into a stinky hill.

My stinky hill.

Edited June 18, 2014 by Wabbit

[Tery215]

I return with a dubstep cannon that somehow (magically) creates so much pressure, that the stink gets blown away.

My blown away hill fragments.

[Vaporo]

The hill fragments have a lot of iron in them, so I use a giant magnet to condense them into an asteroid.

My asteroid.

[Sesni]

I plant a flag on your asteroid.

My asteroid.

[MGUARN]

Pull it your floating rock with my crazy invention while also bring you down to earth.(pun intended)

This hill is now mine under the Lunar Republic!

[WinkAllKerb'']

this,... oh this, ... just make me fart to stink the air like wave of a cow boy parked somewhere to my ushuaïa asteroïd r-Emote roid UV factor within the meteo news and infos 25 or 50 or so year later due to centrifugation.

My fart fat cartman.

(i rem'loved the sig but heh you know my M IT already)

[Tery215]

Science your asteroid.

Suddenly, nanobot swarm replaces asteroid.

I control it.

[Floppster]

I hit revert to launch.

My hill.