Tery215 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I force all human activities to yield for 200 million years.Dbmorpher's non-radioactive rocks that have fallen to the ground after orbital decay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I bury them. I then promptly build an indestructible hill there. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I ask God to warp the laws of physics so I could take the hill.MY hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I back away slowly, fearing the divine powers.Lundmunchkin's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I shove Lund off the hill and steal the orb of power.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Launch the hill in space with a giant rocket and let Tery215 die in the void of space.My lump of dirt in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I blow it up with lasers.My bunch of asteroids headed for Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I message sun that blowing it up with lasers would just send it into a higher orbit. He sempuku's himself.My bunch of asteroids in a medium earth orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I deorbit the asteroids with kraken power.My bunch of asteroids NOW headed for Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I am the true kraken. My kraken-lord-shaped lump of rock in space, headed for Earth to end all those pitiful humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I get on it and it becomes mine. I redirect it into the Sun. And no, not myself.My kraken-shaped asteroid headed for the Sun. I am not the Sun. I am a person, one of 7.2 billion on the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 The kraken demolishes your petty idol and I use the remains to build a 666666 TerraWatt solar powered silicon laser.MY GIANT PHOTON CANNON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I build a 100000000000 TW solar powered silicon laser and destroy your cannon. I then turn the laser into a moon-sized space station.MY DEATH STAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jack Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Luke Skywalker blows it up. My exploded Death Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I rebuild it with adamantium.My indestructible Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I use my railgun (Railgun > Lazors FTW!) to send a rail, with high explosives attached, to your photon cannon. I send human colonists.My moon colony that mines adamantium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I put up an indestructible force field around my Death Star before you can get to me. I then add 9 more layers of force fields.My fortified indestructible Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I heat up a marble so hot it becomes a black hole, and then throw it at your Death Star. I then run away to the other side of the universe, plant a flag on a hill on the planet Fictitious, and claim the hill for my own.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 My space program finds your Fictitous base while you are at Mcdonalds, and takes it.My space program's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I photoshop some pictures, then file a lawsuit against your company for underpaid workers with horrible conditions.My condemned hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I recover my indestructible fortified death star and put an antimatter shield around it. The antimatter shield destroys any black hole or object that dares to touch it.My untouchable, indestructible Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I hand you the budget report for the death star and walk back to the hill.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I arange an agreement that makes me and Bio co-owners of the hill. The Outer Space Government signs a treaty that makes it an offense to enter our territory.Me and Bio's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I pour 10,000 gallons of water on that hill. Someone reenacts this scene: .My GIF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I delete that gif from the internet after having seen it too much.My (and Lundmunckins) hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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