King of the Hill

[Ikaneko]

I walk onto the hill.

my hill

[Floppster]

I shove you off the hill.

My hill.

[Tery215]

I bring back every forumer in existence on a helicopter and they all clump onto the hill.

Everyone's hill.

[Designer225]

HypeJet 5000 dive-bombed the hill, causing massive casualties

Some people's hill.

[TonyC]

I take Designer225 by sieging him with this music : (link)

My hill. I reinforce it with long range omnidirectional speakers.

[Tery215]

I send hundreds of evil nanobots to reprogram your speakers to mine bitcoins for me.

My hill, semi-reinforced with long range omnidirectional bitcoin miners. The music just stutters.

[Jackmino]

I reprogram your nanobots to slowly break down all your internal organs, then destroy your bitcon miners and claim the hill for myself.

My hill, with an empty shell of Tery215 and broken bitcon miners.

[mikeman7918]

I start a zombie Apocalypse and then I turn up the music up to 11 and start a forest fire to attract all of the zombies to the hill. (everybody knows that light and sound attracts zombies, at least if you watch the walking dead.)

My zombie overrun hill.

[Tery215]

The walking dead is wrong.

The zombies shamble into the speakers and get turned to paste by them. Mikeman's bioweapon-covered hill.

[megatiger78]

the NC destroy the TR 5 kilometres away, and then lead the inevitable VS attack all the way to the hill, which I have cleaned. NC hill with 50% VS, 49% NC, and 1% TR who are just watching content

[mikeman7918]

I hire a janitor to clean up the hill and then I hire Chuck Norris to take over the hill and guard it for me.

My clean hill guarded my Chuck Norris.

[megatiger78]

The factions, slightly annoyed at chuck Norris, decide to team up and attack the hill. there 3-second-long-truce on a hill

[Ikaneko]

They destroy each other.

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

I use the oldest trick in the book.

My hill.

[Tery215]

I use a gun. If that don't work, use more gun.

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

I come back as a zombie and chase you away.

My hill.

[Sun]

*nuke*

My irradiated wasteland.

[General Rarity]

Thanks, Sun. *evil laughter*

The citizens of my secret stable emerge 20 years later with a thingy that makes wasteland fertile.

My 'Stable-City'/'Stable Sands'

Edited November 5, 2014 by General Rarity

[TonyC]

Gojira, long gone, strikes against your hill and gives it to me.

My HILL.

SECRET MESSAGE

[mikeman7918]

I nerd snipe you.

My hill.

[megatiger78]

I decide that nerd snipes are racist against nerds

[teepee2345]

i dig a hole benieth you. once you fall in it i bury. you starve.

my hill

[megatiger78]

captain joseph kerbton fixes your speeling. he kills you first.

[Tery215]

I delve too greedily, and too deep.

My balrog-infested hill.

[mikeman7918]

None of that made any sense to me, so I am just going to say that I took over the hill in a giant tank.

My hill with a giant tank.