Make a wish... and have it granted as a better wish!

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

Its just like the corrupted one, but this time your wish comes out better then it actualy was!

I wish for Pirates Online Rewritten.

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

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[Newt]

Granted. They remake it, for a holographic simulator, and they build such facilities all over the world, for free access so that all can enjoy it.

I wish that the frustrations about Pluto nomenclature would be resolved.

[zekes]

Granted. Pluto becomes the only planet in the solar system.

I wish for Cake.

[Sidereus]

Edited: Da heck? how did this get here?

Edited February 27, 2015 by Sidereus

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

Granted. It tastes like the most awesome thing in the world.

I wish for Kerbal Space Program Multiplayer!

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It is 100% griefer-free!

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Contentless bump posts are against our community rules. Don't do this again.

I wish for a new car.

[vexx32]

Granted. We got you a Tesla Model S.

I wish I could play the piano better.

[Nemrav]

granted, you are now composing master pieces

I wish I had a better computer.. than my 2.2ghz ....

[Norpo]

Granted. It's a top-level gaming computer, with all the latest equipment. And on top of it, a steam gift card. $50.

I wish my cat wouldn't scratch me all the time.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. Your cat also learns to do dishes and takes care of that for you.

I wish more drivers used turn signals.

[Norpo]

Granted. They also don't leave their high-beams on all the time.

I wish I could tell the difference between a pen that's working and one that's not instantly. (Nothing more annoying than getting one to write something and finding out it doesn't work)

[Ethanadams]

Granted pens no longer run out of ink

i wish for A NUKE

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

Granted. You get 10000000000000000 free nukes and a whole new planet to test them on.

I wish for Kerbal Space Program Multiplayer!

[Newt]

Granted. It comes out and works flawlessly, even including support for a mode in which multiple players can each operate one Kerbal, doing EVA's and operating the ships.

I wish that there occurred at a manageable safe (but very close) distance a supernova, which begins to be noticeable while the star is actively being monitored.

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

Granted. A video is taken of it so it is saved and is analysed and shown to public.

I wish for pizza.

[megatiger78]

granted. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INFINEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for green iron crown to return.

[Joshwoo70]

Gran... wait NO.. NO!

I wish for a private server hardware and a awsome computer.

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

Granted. The computer runs at 1000000000000000 FPS per second and never lags.

I wish for Danny2462 to talk to me.

Edited February 28, 2015 by Kirrim

[RAINCRAFTER]

Granted, that happens and you get to meet Scott Manley.

I wish I could do anything in any game ever.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You also get a free copy of every game ever!

I wish for a global economy with a single, well managed currency.

[worir4]

Granted, Instead money is abolished and you have perfect Marxism.

I wish for green light rep!

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You get IRL rep instead.

How did you get so much rep anyway? *envy intensifies*

I wish for a model railroad.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's 1:1 scale!

I wish for a space elevator.

[worir4]

Granted, not only does it elevate but it can also move laterally!

Mythbusters, I used magic.

I wish that RIC gets his username changed to red instead of green.