Distort the phrase!

[Deutherius]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first planet considered to be a dwarf. Its orbit is highly irregular and, together with its size, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet.

Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be trusted by the scientific community.

[Vivian_Science]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a dwarf. Its orbit is highly irregular and, together with its size, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be trusted by the scientific community.

(I'm using the bold to note which word I changed ^^)

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Oh, apparently we had the same idea ^^'

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There, I changed it ^^

[Pixel of Life]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is highly irregular and, together with its size, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be trusted by the scientific community.

[Deutherius]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its size, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be trusted by the scientific community.

[Souper]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its size, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be eaten by the scientific community.

[Deutherius]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be eaten by the scientific community.

[Souper]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be eaten by the scientific community.

[Thomas988]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be eaten by the scientific community.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

[Deutherius]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space. This dramatic planet was officially labeled as Not to be eaten by the scientific community.

[Souper]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of farms, this dramatic planet was officially labeled as Not to be eaten by the scientific community.

[Dres]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic planet was officially labeled as Not to be eaten by the scientific community.

[MrWalrus123]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be eaten by the scientific community.

Edited March 22, 2015 by MrWalrus123

[KerbinW365]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the scientific refrigerators

[Norpo]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the scientific world.

[mythbusters844]

Dres is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

[Souper]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

[Dres]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its orbit is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

[kStrout]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato considered to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

[Kibble]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously irregular and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

[KerbinW365]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously refridgerated and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was officially labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

[Dres]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously refrigerated and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

(Oh god not the refrigerators again, also, what is up with your post count KerbinW365?)

edit: Nvm KerbinW365, i just realized that post count doesn't rise in forum games.

Edited March 22, 2015 by Dres

[Vivian_Science]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

(No more refrigerators)

[Deutherius]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the last potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural world.

(how about some freezers? )

[KerbinW365]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where kindergartners expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

(nin)

[Kibble]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, together with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.