TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Get's the satisfying sound of my head exploding. Inserts Amorian. I KNOW I KNOW it's a sea animal! It just, like, totally ate my dog. Find Amorians in the link above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 A wormhole opens in the sky and an Ammarian warship falls through instead! You decide to rapidly relocate to the nearest shelter as his Impairor class vessel plummets end over end towards the ground, seemingly unable to operate within the physical laws of this universe. Just before impact you hear a radio transmission consisting mostly of screams and allegations of "dirty Gallente sabotage" Inserts an out-of-date box of rations discovered while sheltering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 12 minutes ago, Blasty McBlastblast said: A wormhole opens in the sky and an Ammarian warship falls through instead! You decide to rapidly relocate to the nearest shelter as his Impairor class vessel plummets end over end towards the ground, seemingly unable to operate within the physical laws of this universe. Just before impact you hear a radio transmission consisting mostly of screams and allegations of "dirty Gallente sabotage" Pffft! They are just over-sized alien piranhas, but OK! Gets a luxury five course meal. Inserts ammunition from the shelters armory. A guy behind me asks why I'm wasting it. I explain that they will all die in a few minutes. Unless some of them fall in the sea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 (edited) The vending machine shoots the bullets back at you, with an embedded gun. It then makes a snarky remark about "This machine does not accept $5 bullets" as you fall to the floor, covered in blood. Man, that was morbid. Uh... Inserts children's book. Edited May 18, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Gets this: Inserts plans for an MHD Lift Fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Gets blueprints for the SR-71's turbojets. Inserts turbojet of the SR-71. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Gets thesis paper written by my grandfather on turbojets. Inserts $1 bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Gets a soda. Duh. Inserts assorted chocolate candies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 A chocolate Jeb comes out! I put in Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Gets a SRB with a tiny probe core and single reaction wheel. SCIENCE! Inserts coin slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 10 hours ago, TheSealBrigade said: Gets a soda. Duh. FINALLY, something NORMAL came out of this machine!! 10 hours ago, TheSealBrigade said: Inserts coin slot. Gets lots and lots of coins. Inserts coin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Gets 1/100th of a soda. Inserts Randall Munroe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Gets a baseball shot out at 90% of the speed of light. Inserts Styrofoam ball... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 The Styrofoam ball resists entry into the coin slot, and is then chewed up and sprayed back at you! Now you have tiny bits of foam everywhere, and they wont clean up easily. Several years later you receive a boomerang! Inserts 17 miss matched socks discovered behind the clothes dryer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Gets a black hole... that suddenly spurts out the matches to the 17 socks you found. Wait... I insert a corrupted version of Super Mario 64... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) A wormhole opens up, and this comes out: Spoiler CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! Hurriedly inserts the cage containing that level, hopes it never comes out. Edited June 10, 2016 by cubinator Truncated comes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Instead, you get tiny bits of broken pixels and metal shards shot out at you. Inserts a Vacuum Tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 You get a soda can that on further inspection is actually just a vacuum chamber. Inserts $13 USD, 44 pesos, 800 yen and 97 funds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, RocketSquid said: You get a soda can that on further inspection is actually just a vacuum chamber. Inserts $13 USD, 44 pesos, 800 yen and 97 funds. You get a jammed vending machine and a technician standing over your shoulder with a stern look on his face. Inserts $5 USD and gives a swift kick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 The vending machine deposits a shoe at about 15 m/s. I insert 90,000,000 funds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 You get a cookie - and the entire Kerbal Space Center for whatever reason. I insert one of CamTroid's KSP videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 You receive copy of "Debbie does Dallas", on Betamax. Insert random bit of rusty metal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Gets a clean bit of metal. Inserts 5km long freight train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 gets money from deliveries inserts this thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Gets *REPLY NOT AVAILABLE* Inserts two Death Stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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