Rules of KSP

[mincespy]

90b: So will Flixxbeats.

[witeken]

91: You can only call yourself a Hardcore Kerbal Space Program Player when you never use time warp.

[Nooblet68]

92: You can only call yourself a Hardcore Jeb torturer when you\'ve got to the Mun logically.

[Spearka]

93.always take the largest possible rocket to Minmus...........or anywhere

[witeken]

KSP RULES ADDENDUM 23TH MAY 2012

New rule

94: If you make any mods or plugins or any other extra content for KSP, you need to publish it (following the guidelines) on the official KSP forums.

New suggested limit

Suggested limit 1: Don\'t kill more 1000 Kerbals a day.

[Tosh]

Rule 95. Deep Space Kraken\'s alive. Period.

No matter who claims to have this beast killed >

[witeken]

96: Don\'t remake your creations of KSP in real life rockets.

Suggested limit 2: Suggested limit rule 96: Small remakes (no bigger than 20cm per part) are possible, as long as they don\'t contain any fuel, explosives or other dangerous material. They also may not can fly. Remakes of KSP rockets are only fully permitted if it is made of plush and doesn\'t contain fuel, explosives,...

[billybobsatan]

97: Thou shalt not correct Scott Manley.

[astropapi1]

Rule 98: You thought that was a dead kraken on Bop? Nope, It's just Chuck Testa.

[WinkAllKerb'']

rule 99: if you sign a contract, never forget to show the logo in space, they are so pretty when they blow.

[Jockee707]

Rule 100: In Kerbal universe, engine ignite YOU!!

[dryer_lint]

Rule 101: If you kill a random white-suit Kerbal, you're an average player. If you kill Jeb, you're a sadistic monster.

[Ethanadams]

Rule 102 do NOT summon the kraken

Edited January 30, 2015 by Ethanadams

[TonyC]

Rule 103 : When you use a rover, always include a separatron or bigger. If not, Kanonymous will come after you.

[Thomas988]

104: Never ever leave Eve.

[Starwhip]

OOOH, the necro is real! XD

105: If the engines are pointing to space, you're doing it wrong.

[Norpo]

106: Docking should not be done using SRBs. This means you, Jeb.

[MoeKitsune]

Rule 107: When all else fails, HyperEdit.

[Starwhip]

Rule 108: If even HyperEdit fails, then it's time to go outside.

[Yukon0009]

Rule 109: If nothing happens when you go outside, then install BDArmoury and blow up everything you desire.

[Bill Phil]

110: Space, there's a lot of it.

[Ethanadams]

111 when your space program goes broke crash an asteroid into it

[Orion1500]

112: When doing suicide burns, there is never such thing as "too close to the ground."

[Bilfr3d]

113: If you do not encounter some form of a kraken while playing KSP, you have not played KSP yet.

114: There are never enough boosters

115: If you are trying to make Jeb not smile, you need to go outside and take a rest.

[KerBlam]

116: 'There's a mod for that' is the only acceptable answer to any problem with the KSP user experience.

117: 'Because it would be fun' Is the only acceptable reason for doing anything in KSP.