The object to your _____ is ____!

[adsii1970]

Just now, Matuchkin said:

I KNOW, RIGHT!

The object to your left will blow up the moment you finish reading this sentence.

haha, if it were to explode - I'd have coke bottle caps all over the place (I have a pile of my coke rewards caps to enter today).

The object to your left has caffeine in it!

[Matuchkin]

The piano? What would I do with that?

The object behind you is holding a gun to your head, demanding money.

Edited January 25, 2016 by Matuchkin

[Evanitis]

That's my GF, and that's a regular occupation on her end. Though I rarely objectify her.

 

The object on the floor to your left will grow a meter of thick white fur every day.

[GDJ]

If you are referring to my TV stand, then yes because I have 2 dogs, 2 cats, and a rather fat hamster. I have to vacuum out the furnace filter every 2 weeks.

The object directly on your right holds a hot beverage.

[Matuchkin]

"Thank you, chair, thank you. Now, if you please bring me some of that sugar-"

The object is coming for your soul, right behind your door.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

The decorative radiation warning sticker? How oddly appropriate.... I HATE NINJAS

My door isn't closed, so...

The object you last touched not counting your PC mouse or keyboard is now 5 seconds from exploding.

Edited January 26, 2016 by UnionPacific1983WP

[Matuchkin]

WHA-

The longitude coming through the object to your left (not counting mouse/ computer) is now the line at which your house mirrors itself geometrically.

[Guest]

 - Mind blown

Custom made emoji!

The object to your left is what you will now rinse with water.

Edited January 26, 2016 by Guest

[Matuchkin]

1 minute ago, CliftonM said:

Custom made emoji!

Nice emoji! I won't post anything here (out of ideas) and will let someone else continue.

[adsii1970]

The emoji in front of you has its mind blown...

[cubinator]

The object on the floor to your right is gaining 1 gram every second and retaining it's current density, so basically it's going to start getting really big and heavy until it consumes the world, and eventually the universe.

[Matuchkin]

A table leg. My legs are about to be squashed.

The object to your right is the point at which the universe rotates 90 degrees, and mirrors itself. At the same time, the object will be the center-point of the 4 dimensional spherical plane the universe is about to convert to in 5 seconds.

[legoclone09]

So my headphones will become the center of the universe? Weird.

[Tex]

Let's try to stay within the game guidelines, please.

 

The object to your left starts to OOZE GREEN SLIME

[monstah]

I have yellow markers on my left, are they green spies instead?

The object right ahead of you is SHINING RADIATION

[adsii1970]

yeah, I believe computers do that...

the object to your left is a beverage!

[Matuchkin]

So I'll just sit here, gnawing on a chair, if you guys don't mind... *casual look*

The object to your left will turn into me in 5 seconds.

Edited February 3, 2016 by Matuchkin

[cubinator]

THEY DIDN'T TELL ME PLANTS COULD DO THIS

The object to your right is eternally moving toward you at 1 cm/s.

[Matuchkin]

Out of all the things, a massive damn wardrobe.

The object behind your computer screen just disappeared, knowing that you read about it and are about to look behind the screen. It is hiding in your basement.

[ZentroCatson]

Errm… Where's my damn computer mouse? I always find it behind my screen…

The object right in front of you becomes water in one second!

[Matuchkin]

No one answer this comment. Pretend your computers are melted.

[Tex]

While I appreciate my game making a comeback, I've been seeing a lot of thread derailing. Please stick with the guidelines.

 

The object to your right begins to attack you!

Edited January 27, 2016 by Maximus97

[Matuchkin]

Matuchkin looks up, shotgun smoking, from the dead carcass of his wardrobe.

The object you're sitting on turns into a stack of armed VS-50 anti-personnel blast mines.

Edited January 27, 2016 by Matuchkin

[cubinator]

Oh no! They're going to explode and break all my speedcubes!

The object to the left of your monitor turns into its mass in mercury.

[Tex]

Welp, there goes my tower.

 

The object to the right of the last book you touched begins singing.