The object to your _____ is ____!

[jake9039]

my pillow? it's alays hungry.

the object to your left is now made out of gold.

[megatiger78]

woo, golden wall!

the object 5 miles above you is now going to end your life.

[Xannari Ferrows]

A thundercloud... Perfect timing, to.

The object behind the object in front of you is you.

[KerbinW365]

I am now power adapter, adapt my power, now.

The next electric appliance you use will now try to kill you.

[Engineer of Stuff]

My lamp.

The object above you will drop on your head.

[jake9039]

lukily, ny celing would a: glitch into wall or b:stay stationary due to the walls stopping it.

the next computer(not including the one you are reading this with) you look at will get 3 million virusus(virie? viruses? viroosus?).

[Tex]

But I thought iPads were immune to viruses, nuuuuuuuuuuu!

The object underneath the closest writing utensil to you shrinks to half its original size.

[Nemrav]

Well... there goes my legs, computer, and everything else on/under my desk

The first noun that you see on paper after reading this is going to be your next pocket watch.

[megatiger78]

Ideaus the ultramarine? ok.....

the next 40k figure you see will come to life and kill you.

[Tex]

Ah... Had no idea what that was. Thanks, Google.

The object to your left is now the object you are allowed to bring to prison with you.

[CelticCossack51]

earplugs, useful.

The object to your south west will start revolting against your rule.

[Ethanadams]

Um a tree?

the next none computer object u use shall be your only eating utensil ÃŽâ€

[Prof. Endwalker]

A computer bag... no...

The object to your left in your new bar of soap.

[megatiger78]

a wall?

the object to you north-up-down-northeast-northwest-left-right-ERROR404OBJECTNOTFOUND will explode and destroy the planet unless you touch it within 5 seconds

[Tex]

Ah, uh.... Gah! The roll of scotch tape, of course!

The object directly to your right recieves a mouth and emits a loud screeching noise.

[Prof. Endwalker]

A backpack. Great.

The object directely behind you is now your brand new car!

[Vivian_Science]

Apparently I will be driving a scientific scale.

The closest plastic object to you is your new pair of eye glasses!

[Tex]

My water bottle... with a bunch of ice in it. Well, I guess my new glasses will be... Cool [YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

The object to your left becomes the design for your next rocket. (Bonus points if you build said rocket!)

[Cirocco]

Hehehe, this might actually work. Seeing as I'm at work, the object directly to my left is the pen-and-paper draft of a flowchart I've been working on for the majority of the day. It's a chart on what to do when someone in the company asks you "hey, mister/ma'am QA, can I do X?"

I guess you could use that to make sure every component in your rocket is QA approved and validated

The object diagonally behind you and to your right will be your new method of transportation!

Edit: well that was too similar to a few posts ago... New plan! Said object will now be your new computer interface you can use to browse the forums

Edited March 31, 2015 by Cirocco

[Columbia]

A bed.. Wow.

The object to your far right will be your lunch for a week.

[Tex]

I dunno how Magnavox jog-proof CD players will taste after even one meal...

The object underneath your cell phone turns to water!

[jake9039]

I'm drowning in my floor!

the object to your knees is now jumping!

[TheMoonRover]

Ow, I just took a jumping table to the knee.

The object to your left is dead (or broken)

[Tex]

Oh jeez, a prescription pill bottle.

The object directly in front of you that is NOT a part of your computer suddenly becomes twice as big.

[jake9039]

yay! a nokia lumia 1040!(multiplied its 520 by 2) and it runs windows!