The object to your _____ is ____!

[Ethanadams]

A computer tower

the object to you down is now to your up

[Tex]

Why is my shoe on the ceiling? :<

The third object on your left is your new teddy bear.

[Anister]

I'm sitting by a window, please advise

The object found above you is now your PC.

[livefree75]

My top bunk can run KSP x64 without problems.

The object to your left is what you will put on sandwiches for the rest of your life.

[jake9039]

a cup. well, I do usually drink my water while eating, so kinda true.

the object behind your chair(or if standing, just behind your clothes) not including air/walls is now your new portkey(from harry potter)

[Tex]

A big ol' wicker chair!

The object directly to the left of your left hand is what you want to eat right this moment.

[CelticCossack51]

umm, a German hat?

The object to the right of your head is plotting something evil.

[Dman979]

Now what could my alarm system do?

The object you are sitting on is conscious.

[Tex]

Umm... Well this is awkward, hard plastic swivel chair...

The object directly left of your head starts to sing your favorite song. Forever.

[HafCoJoe]

Well... The sleeping student to my left starts singing Rick astley (loljk I don't have a favorite song).

The object you are eating is now eating the last last animal you saw!

[JaydenRex]

So... Im eating chicken.. And the last Last animal i saw was a chicken...

The Next thing you Touch besides anything in the room you are in is now a Aircraft Carrier

[K3achas]

*mouth explodes after a tooth was suddenly replaced by an Aircraft Carrier

The second object in front of you (the one after the monitor/laptop) is plotting to murder you.

[JaydenRex]

OH NO GLASS MURDER RUNNN

Next thing you touch is now an angry hive of Wasps

[Noname117]

My hands were touching my iphone and desk. My feet were resting on my computer and the bottom of my desk. I am sitting in my chair... Let's see what happens...

I and my computer monitor suddenly fall down as everything supporting us becomes a bunch of violent, stinging wasps. My monitor suddenly goes dark as my computer transforms, and my only other nearby electronic device connected to the internet, my Iphone, also disappears as a bunch of wasps take its place. As I get stung to death by the gigantic horde of wasps which now surrounds me, I scream a scream of pure rage that my 2 most important electronic devices are now gone.

The object you are directly looking at 30 minutes after reading this comment gets cooked and served to you as your next meal.

[megatiger78]

probably my next meal. that's convenient.

this will appear in the next newly updated game you play on the 27th, that is about space, and is not containing humans, and replace it completely, as soon as you click the launch button. it is impossible to outwait this.

[KerbinW365]

I don't actually play KSP.

The next object you see has transformed into a bunch of bees and wasps, fighting.

[Nathaniel411]

My tv?I guess thats ok

The last thing you saw will be the most popular creepypasta

[Xannari Ferrows]

The "Post Quick Reply" button. How will that happen?

The last circular object you touched now turns to liquid.

[Nathaniel411]

My controllers analog,noooooo

The last person you see will become a kerbal

[TrainEngie]

"You see?" That's a long way from here. Ima interpret it as "you saw today"

My bro. huh

The object behind you is your transportation.

[K3achas]

So essentially this?

The last blue thing you touched has been put into your burrito.

[kenbobo]

Yum. tasty iphone case.

The last craft in KSP you made is your primary mode of transportation.

[K3achas]

After I work it out so that it won't kill me, my Mun lander will be great!

The last green object you touched is a sandwich.

[kenbobo]

moldy bread sandwich.

k

The nearest person is your father.

[K3achas]

My mother is now my father? Interesting...

The last purple object you touched is now a flying machine.