This is why no one visits Dres

[Felsmak]

You probably already know that Dres is the least popular object in the Solar System. This is why.

Some people do claim to have visited it, perhaps even multiple times. But those people are lying.

[HoloYolo]

I've gone to Dres like 5 times now, the only thing cool there is the South Pole and the Dres Canyon.

[Felsmak]

I've gone to Dres like 5 times now, the only thing cool there is the South Pole and the Dres Canyon.

Dres has a south pole?

[HoloYolo]

Dres has a south pole?

Si, senor. Everything in the solar system has a south pole, even Jool.

[Flixxbeatz]

Thank you for giving me a reason to make a base on Dres.

[HoloYolo]

Thank you for giving me a reason to make a base on Dres.

Go to the south-west part of Dres. Craters beyond belief.

[Pecan]

Thank you, I have been moved to change my forum title.

Dres, for the perfect holiday far from the madding crowd.

[Rolanvorxariat]

I am landing my city on dres now. Originally planned for laythe, now headed to dres.

[Tex_NL]

I dare you to drive a rover through the Dres canyon. I did and it was epic.

[CatastrophicFailure]

Four words:

DRES CANYON BASE JUMPING.

But what's at the south pole?

[HafCoJoe]

I'm going to watch as SQUAD secretly puts the magic boulder around Dres... so that people visit it more .

[Felsmak]

And if anyone from SQUAD would actually care enough to feel a bit sad about my apparent dislike for Dres, I'd just like to point out that it's really one of my favorite bodies.

[Slam_Jones]

I've only been there once, but I can agree it's rather unexciting... I might take a rover there and circumnavigate it one day, though!

[FlyingPete]

Poor Dres. Even the other planets want to get away from it

[mavlymax]

I really hope Dres becomes more interesting soon, it really shouldn't be the least favourite of all.

[Randazzo]

I did a whole boring entry on Dres. Nearly offed my kerbals by driving in the dark. Didn't know the canyons were there until I left.

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/entries/3396-The-Dres-Expedition

[PatPL]

Four words:

DRES CANYON BASE JUMPING.

But what's at the south pole?

Have fun base-jumping in vacuum

[CatastrophicFailure]

Have fun base-jumping in vacuum

Jeb is such a badass, he don't need no steenking badges parachutes!

[Nik333]

This thread will probably increase number of Dres landings by about 1337%. I started to feel like I should build base there as well.

[Tw1]

You probably already know that Dres is the least popular object in the Solar System. This is why.

Some people do claim to have visited it, perhaps even multiple times. But those people are lying.

This thread will probably increase number of Dres landings by about 1337%. I started to feel like I should build base there as well.

This message brought to you by the Dres Tourism Association.

Also, I've totes been there. It has cool bumps all over the place.

No lie...

[Whirligig Girl]

I went to Dres once, and it was boring. Extremely boring. I wanted to kill all my Kerbals for letting me waste my time sending a probe there.

[Felsmak]

This thread will probably increase number of Dres landings by about 1337%. I started to feel like I should build base there as well.

The video was actually created by Dres for this very reason.

[VelocityPolaris]

I visited Dres. Admittedly it was for Kethane mining purposes only, but it's actually pretty fun and glitchy there. The kraken tried to destroy my ship at least 4 times, so I scrapped the rest of the missions to hightail it back to Kerbin. So by accident, I ended up with a mission specifically to Dres. EAT THAT.

[Disco Pete]

Hey, I've TOTALLY been to Dres. Lots of times! I was just there last week. Saw the canyon... and the South AND NORTH poles...and beautiful Mt. Dres... and that crater that looks my brother's birthmark... and LOTSA OTHER PLACES!

...Ok, you're right. I'm lying.

I've never been to Dres.

[moogoob]

I went to Dres once... because I was intent to send a probe to every planet (even Jool got a descender). Dres was second last. That should tell you something. The only place in the Kerbol system I find less interesting than Dres is Ike, which was the last place visited.

Ike to me is "that big moon you have to avoid anytime you try to approach or leave Duna."

EDIT: That I couldn't be arsed to visit it (other than an orbit or two) in my many, many Duna missions should also tell you something about my feelings toward Ike.