'Improving' KSP.

[Robotengineer]

These are some suggestions to improve KSP's ability to make money for Squad, or torture players, depending on your POV.

• Ad's during loading time, scene transfers, or in-between individual video/physics frames on lag computers.
  
• Make the demo the only download, then allow players to buy individual parts of the game, and/or making it subscription based. For example, pay $10 to unlock the full tech tree, and pay $5 a month to unlock career mode.
  
• Match up players IP addresses with the IP's of Squad critics on the forum to hack their computers and remove KSP, important documents, family photos, and install ransom-ware.
  
• Restrict modding to only be allowed on Curse.
  
• Make mods a commercial service, where modders receive pennies on the dollar for every mod purchase, and Squad keeps the rest.
  
• Flat-out remove mods that disagree with the 'ethos' of KSP, such as RealFuels and RealismOverhaul.
  
• All proceeds from youtube vids or twitch streams of KSP must go to Squad.
  
• Use ridiculous DRM that has to be connected to the internet constantly.
  
• Use the money earned by aforementioned tactics to ruthlessly pursue copyright violators in the court system.
  

I'm sure that you all agree that this is the best way forward for KSP.

In the rare possibility that you are humor impaired, this is a joke, and does not reflect my views on the future of KSP. It is Sarcasm.

Edited April 1, 2015 by Robotengineer

[GluttonyReaper]

I don't get it. What's a sarcasm?

[Thomas988]

I don't get it. What's a sarcasm?

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Gg, Robotengineer, gg.

[basic.syntax]

Crash or revert to the VAB three times in a row, and it's "game over!" - all KSP craft files are deleted.

Unless you buy the official Squad USB-connected coin collection box!

It doesn't matter what country or denomination coin you put in it, it knows all of them.

You have to drop a coin every time you go to the Launchpad.

A chimpanzee screech lets you know it's safe to attempt a launch.

When it gets full, (holds about 3 pounds of coins) you have to ship the box to Squad HQ - and wait for the replacement.

[mavlymax]

I think you forgot to add the $50 required every time a new update comes out.

[AbacusWizard]

Haha, yeah! And maybe the next version could have a "click here to buy a $100 model" button!