Jump to content

Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

Sampa

By Sampa
in Forum Games!

 Share

Recommended Posts

electricpants

electricpants

Posted
Posted

Do NOT attempt to land Peter Griffin on the magic boulder. Ever.

The resulting explosion will destroy the entire galaxy.

And maybe the Laniakea Supercluster.

Or possibly the entire universe, whichever you choose, the result is bad.

So just, just don't do that, OK Tim?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TopHeavy11

TopHeavy11

Posted
Posted

Do not:

A: Let the Magic Boulder come into contact with space-time.

B: Let Jim Kirk look at it.

C: Have it do a silly dance.

D: Let the Annoying Dog absorb it.

E: Make a thread about it.

F: Post on that thread.

G: Read this post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You just did it, didn't you.

God have mercy on your soul.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Dogenutt

Dogenutt

Posted
Posted

1. Do not harvest the boulder

2. look at it...

4.Do not skip across the magic boulder

5.Do not mod the boulder, doing so will result in a kraken attack

6.Do not use a nuclear engine on the boulder

7. DO NOT DOCK NEAR THE BOULDER

8. Read the post above and break every rule.. You monster

 

If you did break every rule....

You released the kraken! And ruined a space mission!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Fred Cop

Fred Cop

Posted
Posted

Don't stuff the Magic Boulder(s) into the Mohole.

 

Not only are there not enough to fill it, but the physics simu-- err...

...I mean the excessive radiation leaks will either cause a Magic Boulder erruption or melt-down your computer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TopHeavy11

TopHeavy11

Posted
Posted

Do not:

A: Let the Magic Boulder shatter a gem.

B: Let the Magic Boulder become obsessed with Overwatch.

C: Let the Magic Boulder browse Steam.

D: Let the Magic Boulder punch Chuck Norris.

E: Let the Magic Boulder exist.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • 2 weeks later...
TopHeavy11

TopHeavy11

Posted
Posted

Never...

A: Let the Magic Boulder do actual magic.

B: Have 2 Magic Boulders.

C:Cut the Magic Boulder with a light saber. Always use a butter knife.

D: Let the Magic Boulder be filled with:

D1: Ether.

D2: *Determination.

D3: Dark Magic.

E: Let the Magic Boulder know that HarvesteR is gone.

F: Let the Magic Boulder use Internet Explorer.

G: Let the Magic Boulder be bubbled.

H: Use the Magic boulder if you are:

H1: Alive.

H2: Breathing.

H3: Reading this extraordinarily long post.

I: Have -1 Magic Boulders.

J: Let the people like the Magic Boulder's comments.

K: Let the Magic Boulder know any number beyond 41.

L: Let the Magic Boulder think of blue stop signs.

M: Use the Magic Boulder's name when it is not in vain.

N: Let the Magic Boulder count dogs.

O: Make the Magic Boulder gasp.

P: Avert your eyes from the Magic Boulder's dancing (It's doing it's best, you know. It's not it's fault it's horrible.)

Q: Let the Magic Boulder converse with Q.

R: Let the Magic boulder browse dank memes.

S: Let the Magic Boulder become a snake.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • 1 month later...
This thread is quite old. Please consider starting a new thread rather than reviving this one.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...