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Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

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RA3236

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2 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

wat.

Do not apply the Magic Boulder directly to pets.

Lymphatic heart disease... I'm assuming that has something to do with the lymph nodes near the heart.

Do not assume the Magic Boulder is now a random texture applied to asteroids.

*dies of "teleportation to black hole"*

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GreeningGalaxy

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Magic Boulder contains a proprietary firmware which, per FCC regulations, may not be examined, altered, removed, or replaced by the end user. Alternative or modified firmware may not be fully compatible with your Magic Boulder, which could result in loss of function, electrical damage, unmoderated reality excursions, or invalidation of your Magic Boulder's manufacturer's warranty. To report illegally modified Magic Boulder instances, please contact Thaumatic Minerals LTD or your local FCC office immediately.

Magic Boulder may affect the inductance and capacitance of electrical parts in close proximity to it. Remember to check the functionality of flyback diodes, fuses, filters, and other safety features of all electronic machinery which spends more than two hours per day within your Magic Boulder's 500-meter area of effect, and be aware that some equipment may require adjustment before it will be operable within this area.

Magic Boulder's surface exhibits a strong negative electric potential when lit, and a positive potential when shaded. While this is an important driving aspect behind many of Magic Boulder's exciting and useful functions, it can pose a significant hazard when Magic Boulder comes into contact with conductive materials. Keep Magic Boulder evenly illuminated at 201.47 lux at all times when not in use, avoid allowing shadows to pass across its surface, and never use flashlights, headlamps, or other mobile illumination sources around Magic Boulder's containment apparatus. When local illumination is necessary, use only Thaumatic Minerals LTD Magic Boulder Safelights. 

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