Acemcbean Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Okay, I'm going to preface this for everyone reading this: DO NOT BE SERIOUS and READ THE RULES. Thaaaaanks! - AceRules:- Follow all usual forum rules. Be racist/sexist/homophobic/etc. and it WILL be Clobberin' Time- The Goal here, as said above, is to keep this light and funny. I wont stop you from getting into darker subjects, but I would please ask you refrain from that- Though it should be obvious thus far, you do NOT have to stay on topic with other posts. In fact, I recommend that you try NOT to stay on topic (as long as you aren't just shouting "Elephants!" Every few posts).- Have fun. Yeah, its totally clichéd, but its especially true here To begin, I would like to ask everyone this: If you could be any vegetable, what would it be? We shall lead by example here, so if I could be any vegetable, it would be the Potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Potato is love!Hail Potato! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 Let us all join in prayer for the Dark Lord Poppy. Oh, Dark Lord Poppy, how you grace us with our existence and your delicious presence on top of bagels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdFred Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Hopefully the great potato will grant you the ability to read and put games like this in the, oh, I don't know, the games forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 (edited) I may-or-may-not have only realized the existence of said games thread until after I posted it. Hey, ya gotta do something stupid to learn, sometimes EDIT: For anyone with the power to move this thread, btw, please do. EdFred is spot on with this! Edited April 7, 2015 by Acemcbean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Serious? That word is not in our vocabulary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 No word is in my vocabulary.In the Glup Year 9679 I was tasked by my totalitarian rulers to search out Extra-Glupular life. I quickly found this planet, and have disguised myself as a human by taking the body of one (along with his thoughts, knowledge, and memories). That is how I understand your language.On another note, blending in was surprisingly easy. I adopted the belief system of the Pastafarians, and once people ask me what religious affiliation I am, they ask no more questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 Good story! But you forget, there were no Pastafarian Humans in the Gulp Year 9679! Pasafarianism only spread to humans in the Gulp Year 9703! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmpd2000 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Serious? That word is not in our vocabulary!Serious contains 7 letters.Rockets also contain 7 letters.Ksp is about rockets.Coincidence? I think not!WAIT!Did you see that?KSP has 3 words.A triangle has 3 sides.Eeloominate is a triangle.Seriousness is Eeloominate confirmed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Serious contains 7 letters.Rockets also contain 7 letters.Ksp is about rockets.Coincidence? I think not!WAIT!Did you see that?KSP has 3 words.A triangle has 3 sides.Eeloominate is a triangle.Seriousness is Eeloominate confirmed!But wait!Eeloominate has 11 lettersMinate has 6 lettersA minute has 60 secondsEeloominate has 6 vowelsHalf Life 6 confirmed!!111!1!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BagelRabbit Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Wait! Did you see that?!The above post was in Comic Sans.The words 'Comic Sans' have nine letters.Thomas988's name has the number 9 in it.After the 9, it has two eights. 8+8=16.'Thomas' has five letters. 16-5=11'Thomas' has two vowels. 11-2=9There are three 'nines' in the above post. There are three sides of a triangle.9=3x3.Illuminati Confrim'd?But wait!The first letter of "Illuminati" is "I.""I" is the 9th letter of the alphabet.Illuminati has ten letters.It has three "I"s. 10-3=7.It has two other vowels. 7+2=9.'Kerbal' has two vowels.The middle letter is 'R.' R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.18/2=9.Kerb-luminati, Eeloominati and Illuminati (notice how there are three of them?) CONFIRMED!2spoopy4me m8.-Upsilon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanamonde Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Moved to games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Thanks my ocd was kicking in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 Vanamode, THAAAAAANKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I say! You fellows and ladies are venturing in a direction that is most assuredly not in line with the intentions of the individual who did postulate the initial message in this string, or rather "thread", of similarly constructed pieces of information. Indeed, I do believe his intentions were to initiate an amalgam of unassociated, possibly even "random" postulations.Therefore, I must in this moment entreat you, kind sirs and madams, to henceforth return this string of shared information back to its original purpose posthaste!Respectfully yours.Sir Fizzlewinklebottomgrisks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 Indeed, my good sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmpd2000 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I told you, don't write no more letters to meDon't wanna read no more, You know I'm A.D.D.I start to watch Glee, it's really fast on 4GSo tweet it, just tweet itYou better type, you better do it real fastDon't go above the 140 letter maxRemember some devices do not support FlashSo tweet it, while you're clearin your cache!CHORUSJust tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet itJustin Bieber gets defeated!We're all micro-bloggers, with a deviceIn YouTube comments, we win the fightsJust tweet it, tweet itJust tweet it, tweet itJust tweet it, tweet itJust tweet it, tweet itYou wanna go beyond emoticon frownsDon't wanna use a gun, your twitter gets a roundYou're Siskel and you're Ebert, please don't put your thumbs downSo Tweet it, just tweet itYou got an iPhone and you gotta be gladUntil you saw your Dad whip out his new iPadYou want an iPatch, gonna be the new fadSo Tweet it, cuz you gotta beat Dad!CHORUS[Guitar Solo]CHORUSTweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet itKids with A.D.D. can read itShow 'em, they're hungry, for your insightIt doesn't matter, if you can't writeTweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet itGet this hashtag retweeted!Trends that keep rockin', with you all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Well done good sir! Although our British interests do not find this parody very appealing, I commend your effort and skills at making up lyrics on the fly! I would recommend you join the British Country Music Association (it does indeed exist). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivian_Science Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 All hail the magic boot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 !toob cigam eht liah llA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 All boot the magic hail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 the tyrannical hail lords must be overthrown! I elect me for Governor for Australia! My first act of governor is to make snakes illegal! No more snakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 They.. They must die.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemcbean Posted April 13, 2015 Author Share Posted April 13, 2015 What, was I the only one who found that amusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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