The Most Interesting Man In The World

[Flymetothemun]

You have probably seen the

featuring the so-called "Most Interesting man In The World" who is reported as having done insanely difficult, impossible, or illogical things. This is a game based on that.

The game is simple. Make a fact about "The Most Interesting Man In The World" that will beat the one above you, sort of like the Google Image War game. Your fact can be related to the fact above, but it isn't required. Example of 5 people:

A: He once ate 2 scorpions.

B: He once ate 2 tires.

C: He killed a tiger in the jungle.

D: He killed an oil sheik.

E: Hitmen have asked him to kill them.

I will start the game:

He once ate a burger.

Edited April 20, 2015 by Flymetothemun

[Dman979]

He had LOX to wash it down.

[Yukon0009]

He eats zombie brains for breakfast.

[Ethanadams]

He nailed jelly to a brick wall while giving birth to a shark

(is that to far or no?)

[Tex]

(Yes.)

He once shaved himself with a helicopter he was piloting.

[Overfloater]

He can chuck wood, and lots of it.

[Xannari Ferrows]

His computer sports a neural net processor.

[Tex]

He took the cookie from the cookie jar.

[Ethanadams]

He fought chuck Norris and Bruce lee at the same time and won

[Flymetothemun]

He cleaned an industrial chimney whilst it was lit.

[Xannari Ferrows]

He successfully logged onto both Disney and Nickelodeon.com without his parent's permission.

[Ethanadams]

He onced saved kenny

Edited April 20, 2015 by Ethanadams

[Tex]

He didn't drop it like it's hot, he kept holding on.

[CelticCossack51]

He avoided a Youtube comment flamewar.

[Xannari Ferrows]

He avoided a Youtube comment flamewar.

You've crossed the line.

He ran so fast, he could run around the world and watch himself getting ready to run.

[Chowderpat]

He killed the terminator from terminator 2 just by starring at him.

[Dman979]

He has not one, but two happy hours per day.

[Tex]

He's on the KSP Experimentals team.

[MasterSounis]

He's so hot, he makes a dragon want to retire, man.

[Red Iron Crown]

He invented the color blue.

[MrWalrus123]

He creates black holes just by staring at stars.

[Ethanadams]

He disarms live nukes while playing a piano suspended from a helicopter over a cliff

[Tex]

He does his own stunts and the stunts for the other actors in his movies.

[Flymetothemun]

He once scaled a mountain with a dump truck on his back.

[Bill Phil]

Chuck norris decided against fighting him.