Pun-A-Thon

[TheTsar52]

I feel like this picture is going to erode the topic of the thread, but I think it just rocks. And if it causes friction between us, it's not my fault, you just couldn't take the pressure. Because you're full of schist. And frankly, while that's not gneiss (of quartz its not), but its true. But don't take me for granite, because I'm a geologist, and I'm out standing in my field.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Woah bro, is a mountain of puns really necessary? Sure, you may have struck gold, but every fault will be on your plate. It'll transform you, and diverge you from your objectivity. Just don't lose that bling about you. I know you mean well, though, and the sediment is appreciated.

But hey, why not something to drink? I've got quartz of my favorites here, as well as some cookies. But stay out of the rocky road! Those are mine!

What is happening to me...

Edited June 2, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows

[Xorth Tanovar]

Too much talc regarding geology. But then again, I've been out adventurine in the Rockies lately

[Prof. Endwalker]

The new atmosphere effects are hot!

[Dman979]

Said the Cool-Aid Man, "Woah, dude, this guy's a BLEEDER!"

[CelticCossack51]

I'll accept Nunavut

[Dman979]

If your mom had to choose two states to go to, what would they be?

Idaho, Alaska.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Took a hooker dressed all in purple flowers to a poetry reading at the local library, she didn't understand.

Guess you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

[Robotengineer]

Carborundum is SiC.

[ChrisSpace]

After accepting an offer given for me to join my WWII themed school trip to Germany next year, today at the information night I realized I made the Reich decision. I did Na zi how much fun they were planning to make it. I'm Goering to love it!

Edited May 19, 2015 by ChrisSpace

[livefree75]

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Q: What is the beginning of the Earth, the end of time, and the beginning of every ending?

A: The letter "E".

[WinkAllKerb'']

Q: What did the Kospy Show to Bill ?

All i see is a key , is that oki ? (pffft)

[Matuchkin]

"Yo, I can't see Shiite, it's too Sunni out here!"

"Dude, Kurd you not swear?"

"Nah I was just saying, can't see Muj from up here."

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"Oh, wait, I saw something!"

"Seriously? Hajji do it with all this bright light dimming the view?"

Edited March 25, 2016 by Matuchkin

[max_creative]

I would post a vacuum cleaner joke, but they suck.

[HoloYolo]

I hate holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I will not tolerate them.

I did bad person that coming.

[sjwt]

This thread is appalling , its time you all stood up and took your pun-ishment. 

[HoloYolo]

58 minutes ago, sjwt said:

This thread is appalling , its time you all stood up and took your pun-ishment. 

I find that very unpunny, shame on you mud!

[Xorth Tanovar]

Damn bird is sick. Vet said it's chirpies, and it's untweetable.

My greyhound is going to be on TV this week, he's hoping to become a star...no, really, he's Sirius.

 

 

 

[HoloYolo]

8 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said:

Damn bird is sick. Vet said it's chirpies, and it's untweetable.

My greyhound is going to be on TV this week, he's hoping to become a star...no, really, he's Sirius.

 

 

 

Thinking about get fast food, but it's a little Wendy today.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Two fish are swimming, one bangs straight into a concrete wall.

The second one says, "Dam!"

[Matuchkin]

In Moscow, the taxis are always Russian to get their job done, so they always forget to Putin the gas and end up Stalin in the middle of the damn road.

[Emoss55]

What did Delaware to the big game?

A New Jersey!

 

Two fish are in a tank...  One says to the other, "You drive, I'll man the gun!"

[EdusacconBR]

What the fisherman said while in the middle of the sea?

I need this opporTUNAty to go home!

[Matuchkin]

2 hours ago, EdusacconBR said:

What the fisherman said while in the middle of the sea?

I need this opporTUNAty to go home!

I feel depressed.

[StrandedonEarth]

You want puns? Bad puns? Baaa-aaad sheep puns? Just read "Pearls Before Swine"