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It\'s a conspiracy, they filmed the Minmus landings in an icecream factory, you can tell from the cold temperatures! And HarvesteR has never denied he likes mint icecream, irrefutable proof!

That must have happened! You cant land safely without an explosion!

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Of course the colour is important, If Minmus were dark brown It\'d be chocolate icecream!

I guess HarvesteR doesn\'t like sprinkles and raspberry syrup, that would make a very trippy moon to explore though :D

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BIG NEWS: Minmus really is made of green cheese.

The crew of Minmus Exploder Explorer, having returned from their glorious mission of discovery (and having wreaked havoc on the bookies), did bring a sample of Minmus regolith to crack scientists at the Kerbal Exology Center.

After very thorough research (whole minutes of taste-testing), the K.E.C. have confirmed Minmus is made of a flavorful green cheese, probably Limburger. This confirms the theory that the small moon is no alien to our star system, but was actually launched into orbit by Jeb\'s father, who really hates the stuff.

...This just handed to me...

Apparently, the Minmus samples are fake. The crew has admitted the originals were switched en route from the return mission, because they got hungry along the way. Bill prefers mint ice cream to limburger cheese, so.

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