RAINCRAFTER Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Chuck Norris's Video Game on the ColecoVision shows that he is a wimp.Scott is Scottish, and he is very buffed up because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) DISCLAIMER: This is not directed towards anyone.Yo momma so fat, even Scott Manley couldn't get in orbit around her. Edited July 5, 2015 by windows_x_seven mods please don't send me to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TythosEternal Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 When gravity launches rockets, it performs a Scott Manley turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) When gravity launches rockets, it performs a Scott Manley turn.THAT is the thing we are missing as a community:a specific idea/concept/maneuver we can name and attribute to him!"hey, what did you do in KSP today?"- "ah, well, i tried The Scott Manley maneuver... didn't make it""Meh, No one's ever made the first jump. [/The Matrix quote]"Anyone firm enough in all his videos to come up with a candidate?PS:Scott Manley _did_ make the first jump. Edited July 6, 2015 by heng had to contribute as not to hijack the thread :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yobobhi Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 5.) Scott Manley didn't dress as anything for haloween..... But Jeb dressed up as Scot Manley for haloween! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordFerret Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 THAT is the thing we are missing as a community:a specific idea/concept/maneuver we can name and attribute to him!"hey, what did you do in KSP today?"- "ah, well, i tried The Scott Manley maneuver... didn't make it""Meh, No one's ever made the first jump. [/The Matrix quote]"Anyone firm enough in all his videos to come up with a candidate?PS:Scott Manley _did_ make the first jump.Do we put the "Manley Maneuver" into the Wiki? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Do we put the "Manley Maneuver" into the Wiki? No, but the video highlighting it says the Manley Maneuver is getting out and pushing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technical Ben Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Chuck shows his respect of such awesomeness he bows, but accidentally headbuts Scott into orbit.Scott being an expert at orbital manoeuvres, uses the suns shine reflecting on his head to change his trajectory to land at the ISS and tags a stay over night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Chuck can kill 2 stones with one bird.Scott can kill 30 kerbals in one launch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 There are no cities on Kerbin because Scott Manley relocated every Kerbal to another star system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Scott Manley Doesn't cross the road... The affects of gravitational lensing makes it look so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 What did Scott think of ion engines?They were as powerful as a mouse fart.What record did Scott set?World's slowest donut in a spaceship.Thumbs up to whoever knows which video these are from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreutzkevic Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) How does Scott Manley cut his hair?Eclipse it!-ba dum tsssh - Where does Scott Manley keeps his sandwiches?In a launch box.-ba dum tsssh - What did Scott say to the waiter at the Minmus Ice Cream Shoppe?The food was nice but this place lacks atmosphere.-ba dum tsssh - Why did Scott Manley cross the road?The answer's trivial and left as an excersise to the reader. Edited August 14, 2015 by kreutzkevic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhornet919 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 7/5/2015, 7:43:22, windows_x_seven said: DISCLAIMER: This is not directed towards anyone. Yo momma so fat, even Scott Manley couldn't get in orbit around her. Its a sad state of society when this person had to say they don't mean to offend in a joke thread.... offence is never given, only taken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leszek Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 12/9/2015, 11:34:47, Redhornet919 said: Its a sad state of society when this person had to say they don't mean to offend in a joke thread.... offence is never given, only taken... Who says he had too? Also Necro thread. Scott Manley has an infinite Delta V. If they could get a washing machine to fly, Scott Manley can teach jimmy how to land it. When in space, do as Scott Manley does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frybert Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Santa Claus writes letters to Scott Manley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 In space, Scott Manley can hear you scream. Scott Manley doesn't just teach orbital mechanics. In fact, he's a reincarnated Johannes Kepler, Isaac Newton, and everybody else important to orbital mechanics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iago Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Scott Manley is the reason Venus is not tidally locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Chuck Norris can make pigs fly. Scott Manley can put a pig in orbit of Jool with one burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Chuck Norris can fight. Scott Manley can orbital weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Moon landing? You mean Scott Manley parking his car. Scott Manley doesn't need an e in his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Scott Manley can drive across the Mohole with a rover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Findthepin1 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Scott Manley can deorbit the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A35K Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 On 6 July 2015 at 19:13:18, heng said: THAT is the thing we are missing as a community: a specific idea/concept/maneuver we can name and attribute to him! "hey, what did you do in KSP today?" - "ah, well, i tried The Scott Manley maneuver... didn't make it" "Meh, No one's ever made the first jump. [/The Matrix quote]" Anyone firm enough in all his videos to come up with a candidate? PS: Scott Manley _did_ make the first jump. What about that Mun landing he did in one of the Interstellar Quest episodes, where he barely dodged a huge cliff at 500m/s using only ANT engines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie4444 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Nobody knows why Venus has such a thick atmosphere. Some lunatics say that it was due to physics - The actual reason is due to Scott Manley breathing on it, causing particles to be attracted to Venus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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