One line fun

[viktor19]

Turns out boosters have a special affection towards Shuttle's outer wing segments

[sj176]

It was going rather well until it exploded.

[impwarhamer]

"Where are you putting those guns?" "How does that even fly?" - my friends watching me play

[zarakon]

The payload inside the fairing started wobbling. Then it broke off. Then it all became fireworks.

[SkyRender]

How hard can rocket science be, anyway? Not very, as far as Kerbals are concerned.

[Mikki]

...disable SAS during reentry and executing an unplanned EVA is truly bada... ... err... ...for sience!

[NecroBones]

Our launch control staff had a bad case of "go fever", despite warnings from our engineers that the spacecraft wasn't complete. They were right.

[SciMan]

Who needs transfer windows when you have Karborundum Fusion Torch Drives and can build tanks that cost 30 million EMPTY for 6t of Rocket parts?

[billbobjebkirk]

Why are you starting your save over? You'd just started your last one!

[Rolanvorxariat]

"Kal, don't open the cargo bay doors!" "I'm sorry Jeb, But I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Dropping all 200 kerbals in T- 3, 2..."

[Kuu Lightwing]

Using a TWR 0.3 craft with a steep ascent trajectory is a bad idea.

[Stratzenblitz75]

Today, KSC engineers learned that heatshields are unnecessary for 7 km/s reentries when you can just use the "unimportant bits" of the space craft as your ablator. Just don't expect any refunds for the "slightly vaporized" equipment.

[nipulsansei]

Jeb learned that driving at night, down a 30 degree slope, and at greater than 40 m/s, tends to be a bad idea.

[Col_Jessep]

Testing your action groups before takeoff is cheaper than at Mach 3 in 25km height.

PS: Just found another one:

The Z key for full throttle is right next to the T key on the German keyboard.

It's important to keep that in mind when you plan to switch SAS off just before docking...

Edited June 4, 2015 by Col_Jessep