Windspren Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 We need to combine efforts to send a fleet into the Great Attractor. Since the blockade was fake, we should be able to get in without issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 [88 petaquads of kitten pictures? You must go out a lot]Alright, let's see what we have here... What... How in the...Okay, so mission failure! I'm not doing THAT again. Maybe if I can... Well, actually yes, that would work.Computer, track the engineer I spoke with and display his physical parameters....Okay, this is gonna suck. Computer, project a photo-morphic display of his physiology onto me...Hmm... Make the abs a bit skinnier. There we go, I look cut! Okay, now project the uniform onto me.Alright, this looks convincing. Let's go back and see if we can't get another try...[in case NO ONE could tell, I talk between brackets when out of character] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 already enroute...s***, EVERYONE CLEAR OUT, NOW! *explosion sound*Computer, beam them up!(What is the name of your ship, Sampa?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 The Xannari-bot is armed with missiles and a self-destruct! RUN! THE ROOM's GONNA BLOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!- - - Updated - - -And I get the kitten pics and hand them out to my soldeirs. Morale is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Warning: Proximity alertunknown ship incoming, velocity 15 km/secsuggested course of action: Evasive maneuvers- - - Updated - - -The Xannari-bot is armed with missiles and a self-destruct! RUN! THE ROOM's GONNA BLOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!- - - Updated - - -And I get the kitten pics and hand them out to my soldeirs. Morale is up.The Kinemet plating absorbs the explosion. Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 The ringed galaxy swiftly gets closer and closer to the galaxy where all the action is. At the time of what's happening above, it can be seen freely by a naked eye (that's in space), and so does the colossal solid ring around it. Then suddenly it stops (relatively to the observer), the "engine" ring disappears. Then, a glowing magenta line appears on the main ring, going all around it, and a wave of yet unseen energy booms from it, distorting space where it flows. Luckly, that wave doesn't hit anybody in the fighting galaxy, but one of the galaxies near it does get hit, and after the wave passes, it starts looking... Glitchy, for a lack of a better word. It looks like it's looked at through a monitor that has half of it's pixels burned out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 This is the second time Xannari tried to destroy my men! This is personal. Hundreds died in the explosion and thousands more in the ambush Xannari bribed into killing my solders. THIS IS PERSONAL! THIS IS FOR THE THOUSANDS THAT HAVE DIED AT YOUR HAND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 XO- this is the XO of the SSV Saren! We've lost contact with the captain! Repeat! We have lost contact with the captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 But whose fleet is coming?- - - Updated - - -The ringed galaxy swiftly gets closer and closer to the galaxy where all the action is. At the time of what's happening above, it can be seen freely by a naked eye (that's in space), and so does the colossal solid ring around it. Then suddenly it stops (relatively to the observer), the "engine" ring disappears. Then, a glowing magenta line appears on the main ring, going all around it, and a wave of yet unseen energy booms from it, distorting space where it flows. Luckly, that wave doesn't hit anybody in the fighting galaxy, but one of the galaxies near it does get hit, and after the wave passes, it starts looking... Glitchy, for a lack of a better word. It looks like it's looked at through a monitor that has half of it's pixels burned out.Is is the universe a simulation? Has the Great Attractor been activated again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Computer, go into hiding. Overlay the physical parameters. Keep the armaments ready in case I give the word....Also give me a voice coder. This wont work if I sound like I do now...She then heads into the main hall to locate the engineer she was imitating."Hmm. Hey, who are y-" *Stun*Sorry. I need you to go onto my ship now.She tosses him into her vessel, locking to ports behind herAlright, now to look natural. Grabs tools left on the table for further blending Edited July 14, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 XANNARI, PREPARE To MEET YOUR END! FLEEt ONE, ATTACK BOT PLATOONS 5,6,7,9,15,19, AND 21 ATTACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 XO- the fires on board are out of control, we are abandoning ship, repeat, we are abandoning ship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 FIND XANNARI NOW! UsE LETHAL FoRCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 XO- the fires on board are out of control, we are abandoning ship, repeat, we are abandoning ship!Sir, I know where the center of the reaction is! Let me see if I can stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I am sending the Discovery into the Great Attractor. The universe seems to be falling apart! I will fire at its core with Kinemetic warheads. The secret to defeating it is to ---- [transmission lost] [ship location lost] [signal lost] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 That engineer shouldn't be trusted!- - - Updated - - -I go personally, armed with my Particle Pistol, to kill Xannari. DIE NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 A minute later, a message from the ringed galaxy gets transmitted in every way that's possible, and seemingly in a few ways that were deemed impossible. It goes something along the lines of "Warning: this universe is schedued for a routine Distortion Energy collection. Please move to a different universe while the procedure's in process. Sorry for the inconvenience". A moment after that message, another energy pulse comes from the ringed galaxy, and the glitchy galaxy first gets covered in even more "dead pixels", and more, and more, and then, when it gets covered in them completely, all of them slowly fade away... And there's no galaxy behind them, only empty space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 XANNARI, I FoUND YOU FINALLY! NOW DIE NOW!I shoot my laser and punch you in the face, then setting the pistol to pain and shooting you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 A minute later, a message from the ringed galaxy gets transmitted in every way that's possible, and seemingly in a few ways that were deemed impossible. It goes something along the lines of "Warning: this universe is schedued for a routine Distortion Energy collection. Please move to a different universe while the procedure's in process. Sorry for the inconvenience". A moment after that message, another energy pulse comes from the ringed galaxy, and the glitchy galaxy first gets covered in even more "dead pixels", and more, and more, and then, when it gets covered in them completely, and then all of them fade away... And there's no galaxy behind them, only empty space.ITS FALLING APART! This is our only chance to end the Great Attractor. All ships, I repeat, all ships! Plot course into the Attractor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 XANNARI, I FoUND YOU FINALLY! NOW DIE NOW!I shoot my laser and punch you in the face, then setting the pistol to pain and shooting you again.[What are you doing?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 *static* this is *cough, cough* Sampa, there was a bomb placed on the computer...incendiary, If you can hear me, don't worry about me or my ship *labored breathing*, just GET XANNARI... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 YOU KILLED HUNDreds OF MY SOLDIERS AND FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE! SAMPA, ASSISTANCE NOW! XANNARI MUST PAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 As I decend into the Attractor, the Discovery is wracked by tidal forces. I deploy all Kinemetic warheads into the core. The core briefly flashes, and my ship is enveloped in white light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (Junior...if you could not tell, I am now unconscious, overwhelmed by the smoke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 I continue to pummel Xannari! FEEL PAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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