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[88 petaquads of kitten pictures? You must go out a lot]

Alright, let's see what we have here... What... How in the...

Okay, so mission failure! I'm not doing THAT again. Maybe if I can... Well, actually yes, that would work.

Computer, track the engineer I spoke with and display his physical parameters.

...Okay, this is gonna suck. Computer, project a photo-morphic display of his physiology onto me...

Hmm... Make the abs a bit skinnier. There we go, I look cut! Okay, now project the uniform onto me.

Alright, this looks convincing. Let's go back and see if we can't get another try...

[in case NO ONE could tell, I talk between brackets when out of character]

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The Xannari-bot is armed with missiles and a self-destruct! RUN! THE ROOM's GONNA BLOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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And I get the kitten pics and hand them out to my soldeirs. Morale is up.

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Warning: Proximity alert

unknown ship incoming, velocity 15 km/sec

suggested course of action: Evasive maneuvers

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The Xannari-bot is armed with missiles and a self-destruct! RUN! THE ROOM's GONNA BLOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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And I get the kitten pics and hand them out to my soldeirs. Morale is up.

The Kinemet plating absorbs the explosion. Haha

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The ringed galaxy swiftly gets closer and closer to the galaxy where all the action is. At the time of what's happening above, it can be seen freely by a naked eye (that's in space), and so does the colossal solid ring around it. Then suddenly it stops (relatively to the observer), the "engine" ring disappears. Then, a glowing magenta line appears on the main ring, going all around it, and a wave of yet unseen energy booms from it, distorting space where it flows. Luckly, that wave doesn't hit anybody in the fighting galaxy, but one of the galaxies near it does get hit, and after the wave passes, it starts looking... Glitchy, for a lack of a better word. It looks like it's looked at through a monitor that has half of it's pixels burned out.

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This is the second time Xannari tried to destroy my men! This is personal. Hundreds died in the explosion and thousands more in the ambush Xannari bribed into killing my solders. THIS IS PERSONAL! THIS IS FOR THE THOUSANDS THAT HAVE DIED AT YOUR HAND!

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But whose fleet is coming?

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The ringed galaxy swiftly gets closer and closer to the galaxy where all the action is. At the time of what's happening above, it can be seen freely by a naked eye (that's in space), and so does the colossal solid ring around it. Then suddenly it stops (relatively to the observer), the "engine" ring disappears. Then, a glowing magenta line appears on the main ring, going all around it, and a wave of yet unseen energy booms from it, distorting space where it flows. Luckly, that wave doesn't hit anybody in the fighting galaxy, but one of the galaxies near it does get hit, and after the wave passes, it starts looking... Glitchy, for a lack of a better word. It looks like it's looked at through a monitor that has half of it's pixels burned out.

Is is the universe a simulation? Has the Great Attractor been activated again?

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Computer, go into hiding. Overlay the physical parameters. Keep the armaments ready in case I give the word.

...Also give me a voice coder. This wont work if I sound like I do now...

She then heads into the main hall to locate the engineer she was imitating.

"Hmm. Hey, who are y-" *Stun*

Sorry. I need you to go onto my ship now.

She tosses him into her vessel, locking to ports behind her

Alright, now to look natural. Grabs tools left on the table for further blending

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I am sending the Discovery into the Great Attractor. The universe seems to be falling apart! I will fire at its core with Kinemetic warheads. The secret to defeating it is to ---- [transmission lost] [ship location lost] [signal lost]

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A minute later, a message from the ringed galaxy gets transmitted in every way that's possible, and seemingly in a few ways that were deemed impossible. It goes something along the lines of "Warning: this universe is schedued for a routine Distortion Energy collection. Please move to a different universe while the procedure's in process. Sorry for the inconvenience". A moment after that message, another energy pulse comes from the ringed galaxy, and the glitchy galaxy first gets covered in even more "dead pixels", and more, and more, and then, when it gets covered in them completely, all of them slowly fade away... And there's no galaxy behind them, only empty space.

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A minute later, a message from the ringed galaxy gets transmitted in every way that's possible, and seemingly in a few ways that were deemed impossible. It goes something along the lines of "Warning: this universe is schedued for a routine Distortion Energy collection. Please move to a different universe while the procedure's in process. Sorry for the inconvenience". A moment after that message, another energy pulse comes from the ringed galaxy, and the glitchy galaxy first gets covered in even more "dead pixels", and more, and more, and then, when it gets covered in them completely, and then all of them fade away... And there's no galaxy behind them, only empty space.

ITS FALLING APART! This is our only chance to end the Great Attractor. All ships, I repeat, all ships! Plot course into the Attractor!

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