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Prepare deployment of the Exahelix compressor.

Start firing now!

[Very well. Aboard Voyager, how many ways are there to do anything?? 3. The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway.

No no, that was bad. Okay, how many ears does Jim Kirk have? 3; A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier]

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The Venusian empire expands and seizes control of the Orion's Arm. They then take over the Magellanic Clouds and establish an economy and army.

They begin development on the KOD, a super-weapon capable of decimating the Krynn with extreme effectiveness.

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Still no response to the surrender terms.

(The Krynn have no sense of humor, so this might overload their brains!)

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The Armada is on its way. We have full Phase shields, Particle shields, Quantum shields, and a magnetic shield that was found in Sampa's backyard. There is also a outer shield protecting the entire Armada.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The KOD was deployed on Regenixia-14 b, a Krynn colony, and proved to work just as advertiesed: Long tendrils of nanobots form a web-like expansion into the planet's underground, picking off Krynn buildings and units like Grey Goo.

Regenixia-14 b is now under our control, and holds vast amounts of metal ore.

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Prepare deployment of the Exahelix compressor.

Start firing now!

[Very well. Aboard Voyager, how many ways are there to do anything?? 3. The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway.

No no, that was bad. Okay, how many ears does Jim Kirk have? 3; A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier]

That is a pun, not a joke. And it came from a human. The joke must come from the Krynn collective

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Autocorrect is being weird on my computer

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The KOD was deployed on Regenixia-14 b, a Krynn colony, and proved to work just as advertiesed: Long tendrils of nanobots form a web-like expansion into the planet's core, picking off Krynn buildings and units like Grey Goo.

Regenixia-14 b is now under our control, and holds vast amounts of metal ore.

I can get past those shields. All I need is a shell of electrified Titanium with a rotating Kinemet sphere inside. Then we need the frequency of the Krynn shield so we can upload it in the device, which is on the Discovery​.

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[Details details, fine. ...What do you do when the Krynn approach? I thought that would've been obvious. You Krynnge]

Again, from a human (Did she have any humanity to begin with? Hmmm....)

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Kinemetic missile production is at an all time high, and all are ready to fire upon the Krynn as soon as the shield is down

COMPUTER: KRYNN FREQUENCY AQUIRED. ERROR. FREQUENCY CHANGED. ERROR FREQUENCY CHANGED. ERROR

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The Venusian empire expands into the Sloan Great Wall, claiming every single galaxy in it for itself and becoming a superpower. It begins development on extremely advanced (bleeding-edge) technology that would totally crush the Krynn is used.

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The Venusian empire expands into the Sloan Great Wall, claiming every single galaxy in it for itself and becoming a superpower. It begins development on extremely advanced (bleeding-edge) technology that would totally crush the Krynn is used.

[That's quite a leap to make. Is there a reason for your claims?]

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So in a few posts, you conquer half the universe?? It took me several posts to even discover Kinemet, let alone weaponize it.

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The key is curing Xannari. She would know everything about the Krynn.

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[That move will be another 5 posts until total colonization of the Sloan Great Wall is completed, and an indeterminate time until the tech becomes available. Stop us right now or face certain obliteration.]

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(2 1/2 hours later) Aha! I have it. I retrofitted this phaser to fire an electromagnetic pulse that rips through all infections T-Cells that cause the disease. All we need to do is find Xannari and shoot her with it, and it will restore her to normal!

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Now to get aboard that ship.

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