Attempt Kill-The-Next

[Yukon0009]

I play Sniper. Boom. Headshot.

I read Vogon poetry.

[Alphasus]

I read the poetry of Grunthos the Flatulent while wearing earmuffs. The Vogons die of internal hemmoraging, and stop reciting poetry.

I keep a nuclear missile battery on my planet, that fires on anyone who enters the atmosphere.

[Xannari Ferrows]

I activate the Verterohelix Cascade. I am the first to be destroyed, and everyone will join me eventually...

[Alphasus]

I go into a different dimension, creating an 011 shield as I go, and leave everyone to die.

I wait for the Cascade to kill you!

[Sharkman Briton]

I fling you into space and shoot you with a torpedo!

[Xannari Ferrows]

[Just to get a point across, a Verterohelix Cascade creates a small gravity pocket inside the ship, is then projected into Verteron space, where it's effects are naturally magnified, reprojected here, and mirrored back into Verteron space, where it exists there and in our space at the same time, therefore exponentially magnifying in intensity, which creates a superspatial compression wave that liberates throughout all of the universe. Since gravity is an unstoppable force... Good luck]

[Alphasus]

[Just to get a point across, a Verterohelix Cascade creates a small gravity pocket inside the ship, is then projected into Verteron space, where it's effects are naturally magnified, reprojected here, and mirrored back into Verteron space, where it exists there and in our space at the same time, therefore exponentially magnifying in intensity, which creates a superspatial compression wave that liberates throughout all of the universe. Since gravity is an unstoppable force... Good luck]

I went to a different universe!

[Xannari Ferrows]

I went to a different universe!

Then you are probably dead from the constants of reality being different.

[HafCoJoe]

Yay I don't have to defend myself!

*puts 10 billion dollar bounty on username of next poster*

EDIT: *no one replies*

Edited August 24, 2015 by Avera9eJoe

[Sampa]

Error 404 User not found

[Sharkman Briton]

I'm not 404 years old!

Blue screen of death!

[temporalExile]

EDIT: My computer is immune to ninjas, thus your attack is useless. I still do nothing, so the above text is still valid

I do absolutely nothing.

In doing nothing, I do not contribute to the rising entropy of the universe, thus preventing it from shortening, allowing my super-duper-time-traveling-bomb-at-the-end-of-the-universe to exist long enough to reach 0 on it's count down, travel back in time, and explode in the next poster's face

Edited August 24, 2015 by temporalExile

[HafCoJoe]

error 404 user not found

...

:c

[TrainEngie]

I turn that frowny face upside down.

I goomba stomp ______.

[megatiger78]

another helmet.

I built a ragnarock titan. these destroy the planet 1 minute after completion. I built it 59 seconds ago

[ComradeWolfe]

I pull the battery out of your clock, confusing the titan. It doubts the purpose of its existence and destroys itself, catching _______________ in the blast.

[Xannari Ferrows]

I am already dead. The Verterohelix cascade has reached you both. No escape...

It will reach _______ momentarily.

[Kozak]

Verterohelix Cascade? pfft, puny human. I haz ludicrous speed to escape the whatever that thing is!

I summon the largest black hole known to man, use ludicrous speed to escape it, and it pulls everything within a 50 galaxy radius into it.

[Xannari Ferrows]

You think I am human? I am a guardian. I protect the Great Attractor.

You think you can outrun this, but you cannot. It will reach you, and it will destroy you, just like it will destroy _______.

[Sampa]

I had fired,the,wave motion gun at the next person, so the tachyon particles,have shielded me from the graviton energy of the helix.

[Gustavo6046]

Have you said these waves are strong?

Happens I shield them with a sphere of Tarydium!

The next poster is stranded in space and with no fuel, and I disable that universe's rule that enables dimensional crossing.

I'm back!

[PineCone]

I get out and push with my EVA pack.

[Gustavo6046]

No attack done. Undetected escape succesful.

I get my Tarydium-rocket launcher and blow up the next one into space without suit!

[CAKE99]

I am a AI so I don't need oxygen.

I trap the next poster in a super-strong hampster ball.

[PineCone]

I fire a RT-5 "Flea" Booster at the wall from inside.

The next user is trapped in a prison on Ike.