Chuck Norris style Jebediah jokes

[Vaporo]

Jebediah doesn't move through space. Space knows better and stays well out of his way.

[Red Iron Crown]

Rockets don't accelerate Jeb, they try to keep up with him.

[adsii1970]

Jeb is so awesome that SQUAD has considered renaming Kerbal Space Program to The Adventures of Jeb

[Guest]

SQUAD didn't create Jeb, Jeb created SQUAD...

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Jeb is such a badass, when KSA needs MOAR BOOSTERS, Jeb simply walks to the launchpad, and MOAR BOOSTERS magically attach to the spacecraft.

[Whizzkid]

Jeb tyrannizes the rocket equation.

Jeb IS the rocket equation...

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Jeb doesn't move through space, space moves through Jeb.

[Torgo]

The Mun used to have a highly elliptical orbit until one day Jeb told it to stand still.

[GDJ]

Jeb died 20 saves ago, but Death hasn't the guts to tell him yet.

Jeb pee'd on a ANT motor once, and now we have the Mainsail engine.

If you play Scrabble and spell JEBEDIAH KERMAN you win......forever.

Jeb's account at match.com was terminated because nobody was a match for Jebediah Kerman.

Jeb doesn't wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Jebediah Kerman pyjamas.

Edited September 21, 2015 by GDJ

[Red Iron Crown]

Jeb's bodily fluids are hypergolic, he keeps them from igniting by sheer force of will.

[Aegeas]

The only time Jebediah was ever wrong was when he thought he was mistaken.

[Wabbit]

Jebediah Kerman likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.