Explain that to the insurance agency

[EdusacconBR]

Mortin got them because they are cheap and dont decouple!

kraken is kidnapping the ksc!

[Rath]

Mortin got them because they are cheap and dont decouple!

kraken is kidnapping the ksc!

Dont tell thwm about the quantum computer in the basment.

the VTOL engine melted the cargo bay

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Mort hired the DumbS pilot.

Jeb lost his BadS medal, and has enraged the Kraken upon KSA.

[Rath]

Change the name of the KSA to KSP and hide all evidence of the old name and the clauses in the insurance papers that say the coverage can be revoked because of 'terrorism'. Then call it an 'Unprovoked attack'

[SpaceplaneAddict]

You have been fined 9999999999 funds for not stating your problem.

Jeb stole all of the SRB fuel.

[T-Bouw]

Jeb participated on the try-outs for an engineering-position.

Your latest satelite ran out of juice...again.

[Noname117]

It was take your kids to work day, and they were all quite thirsty! We had to remove much of the juice from the satellite so they would stop hassling us about it!

You close the bomb bay of your aircraft, then hear a couple explosions and see that your wings are no longer attached to your airplane (Stupid cargo bay heating bug, grounding my NAFB-12...).

[SemiaCloud]

The cargo bay malfunctioned! The plane wasn't carrying bombs!

The launch clamps detached before the engines fired.

[cantab]

Staging was outsourced. Take it up with them.

The entire events of The Martian.

[Alastronaut]

He was the winner of our Dunan Getaway sweepstakes, and things got out of hand

Your 10-NTR powered manned shuttle experienced rapid unplanned disassembly directly over a populated area

[SpaceplaneAddict]

It was all faked... all part of KSA's plan to find new recruits.

Valentina stole all of the engines and gave them to Bob for dismantling. Against our(insurance company) orders.

[Bev7787]

It was against our orders. Read the T&Cs

The space centre was destroyed due to a fuel issue

[Yukon0009]

You forgot to lock up the environmental protectors in jail. They found guns and bombs.

Bird in the jet engine.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Valentina forgot to lock up her pigeons.

Your Duna lander burns up...in Eve's atmosphere.

[cantab]

The trajectory called for an Eve aerogravity assist. At the time of launch this was well-understood as harmless, but since then the anomaly known as "KSP 1.0" occurred and resulted in the destruction of the lander.

At the conclusion of an otherwise perfect mission, an erroneous activation of the landing jets less than a second after touchdown on Kerbin lead to the capsule skidding along the ground and crushing its crew.

[Alastronaut]

All part of our ingenious new design to save weight on fairings. After all, if the crew is flat you just pop a nose cone on and voilla!

Your alcubierre drive prototype ended up getting your kerbalnauts stranded at ksc. That is, Kennedy Space Center

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Don't worry, they signed an insurance claim saying that they wanted no life insurance.

Beige-skinned aliens attack and destroy Kerbin. The Laythe colony is the only remaining population of Kerbals.

[Alastronaut]

Luckily, we bought the same insurance as Elon Kerman, so we're covered for single-planetary extinction.

Your SSTO was a little TOO effective, and your crew of 4 kerbals is nearing solar escape velocity

[SpaceplaneAddict]

They had Jeb as the pilot. There is only 1 teleporter. Jeb took it. We're fine, the other Kerbals couldn't afford insurance.

[Alastronaut]

Jeb's on vacation, we aren't responsible for him.

A launch technician misunderstood the phrase "orange tank" and now your top astronauts are stranded in dunan orbit with literal tonnes of citrus

[EdusacconBR]

he was smoking rocket fuel!

eeloo dissapeared

[Alastronaut]

We've sent a probe out for repairs. We're calling it "Slightly Used Horizons"

We've lost kerbals in the atmosphere of jool. The green on green was probably a bad space suit color choice

[Spacetraindriver]

You HAVEN'T installed trackers so you can track via tracking station? Tell them NOT to play Space Fifa during Aerobraking.

My Elcano Train clipped trough the ground and now we only have 1/2 of our train...

[Alastronaut]

We'll call it the chunnel 2

We've accidentally accelerated a probe to several times the speed of light today. We found the debris yesterday.

[T-Bouw]

Congratulations on discovering a revolutionary new propulsion technology! So ehh, what was the problem again?

Your revolutionary new propulsion technology accelerates kerbals faster than they can handle.