Explain that to the insurance agency

[T-Bouw]

But going underwater is a thing now!

The wings of your spaceplane got burned off during re-entry.

[Rocketfeline]

I had to go fast so they don't shoot me down!

Your space-station is hit by a foreign satellite

[RocketSquid]

Just a slight calibration issue...

Your rocket has embedded itself into the launchpad

[SpaceplaneAddict]

It's a rocket to go thru Kerbin, and out the other side!

Rapid Unplanned Reentry of the Eve ComSat network

[RocketSquid]

Rapid [I]totally planned[/I] creation of Eve ComRover network

New 300-thousand dollar mining rover lands on the space center and falls apart.

[Melon kerbal]

Glue didn't dry and thought it was quick drying glue.

Giant Hamster destroys R&D Building.

[Nemrav]

That we created the hamster in the lab, and decided we needed a new one.

Giant cracks suddenly appear in the earth, causing havoc, the epicenter is your home.

[cubinator]

I was only testing my new power hammer!

Your house turns into a source of radio waves stronger than any on earth.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I needed it for my blasted ham radio!

 

 

Rover survives 110m/s lithobrake on Duna only to destroy its reaction wheels and lose the snack supply for a nearby colony

 

The litho brake was initially denied by the way, so it was committed illegally for your info

Edited December 31, 2015 by SpaceplaneAddict

[TrainEngie]

The reaction wheels were faulty.

 

The soccer balls on the bottom of the Duna lander destroyed the landing engines.

[Atlas2342]

Jeb thought the soccer balls were colorful fuel tanks.....

The Kraken destroys all fuel deposits on Kerbin

[Rdivine]

The Kraken works for the insurance company.

 

 

The snack compartment in the Space Station catches fire.

[cubinator]

I didn't think it was that kind of hot salsa...

 

KSC is now 50km east, at the bottom of the ocean.

[Atlas2342]

Jeb thought it was a good idea to have a pool party and invite the whole KSC...

The Mun is now heading straight for Kerbin..

 

[Matuchkin]

"But, but, but, but I thought that was the smoothie dispenser..."

You attempted to sabotage the buisness of your insurance company, and there is an employee from that same company (not yet aware of the sabotage) sitting right in front of you. What do you tell him?

Edited January 12, 2016 by 073198681

[SpaceplaneAddict]

YOLO rite?

 

 

Your million fund space plane is stranded in SUPER DAMN LOW Kerbol Orbit. As in, right above Kerbols atmo

 

Edited January 13, 2016 by SpaceplaneAddict

[Delfinus]

"We were going to Jool but accidentally pointed retrograde instead of prograde..."

 

Debris rains upon the KSC, causing large destruction, the debris is identified as parts of your rocket.

 

[Jeanjvs]

Just like the first launch of the Ariane 5, "The on board computers decided the rocket was 90 degrees off course"

 

One of your communications satellites crashes on the launchpad, even though it was a few thousand kilometers away.

 

 

[Matuchkin]

"Civilians in Florida spotted what looked like a UFO. Some speculated that it was a meteorite-"

You press the launch button, and the KSC takes off into LEO, with the mission control based in the rocket.

[Atlas2342]

"Houston, when I said MOAR BOOSTERS, I meant the rocket!"

The Flood is released and kills all kerbals.....

[Matuchkin]

*gurgle-gurgle-(choke)-gurgle? GURGLE GURGLE! GUR-*

The dude who drives your Moon flight looks back into the rear-view mirror, goes past the speed limit, misses an intersection and ends up at Venus.

[SpaceJuice]

His motor was mistaken for a warp drive.

My plane flew to laythe!

Edited January 25, 2016 by SpaceJuice

[Matuchkin]

So why would you need an insurance agency for that?

You blow up another goddamn pair of dogs...

[insert_name]

that's what we test the capsule with

my station becomes embedded in an asteroid

 

[SpaceJuice]

We thought that it was a death star!

my ion engine exploded after melting!!!