Explain that to the insurance agency

[Angstinator]

That's so obviously a cost-efficient resource delivery system I doubt anybody should even bother explaining.

 

The KSC receives a call from Laythe, claiming the Kerbin landings were faked.

Edited March 30, 2016 by Angstinator

[Dark Junior]

Uh... The phone call was fake.

You shoot the insurance agency

[max_creative]

Uhh... Because they told you that you owned them a lot of money?...

the ksc blows up.

[RA3236]

Wasn't me  

Your computer detonates in a thermonuclear explosion.

[Joshwoo70]

"must be the KSSK"

ksp CTD

[max_creative]

Wasn't me  

gilly is on an impact trajectory with kerbin.

[Mjp1050]

Kirrim valiantly sacrifices himself for the sake of all Kerbalkind

The Xbox on which you are playing KSP crashes...

Edited April 8, 2016 by Mjp1050
GAHHHHH! MAX_CREATIVE NINJA'D ME AGAIN!!!!!

[max_creative]

Because KSP FOR XBOX ONE IS COMING SOON! 

Jeb gets scared.

[legoclone09]

I say it was the game's fault.

Your car is eaten by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[max_creative]

Then the director yells "cut!" And they have to retake the scene for goastbusters 2.

@Mjp1050 gets ninja'd again.

[Mjp1050]

I sense a conspiracy...

Gilly begins to orbit Eve in a retrograde orbit...

[spacebrick3]

Scott Manley got to it.

Spoiler

 

Your base explodes on landing after switching to it.

[max_creative]

Because bill was messing with the self destruct abort system

[Mjp1050]

Max_creative forgets to post a scenario for the next poster, so the insurance company does nothing. 

You receive the following message from your MechJeb unit orbiting Jool: "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT LAYTHE. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE".

[max_creative]

Wasn't me. Blame Jeb. Plus it only said a Mechjeb unit so it runs out of battery. 

Bill gets hit with an AR202 unit and falls off a cliff.

[EliasDanger]

Must be an act of God. The Lord hath spoken, Laythe shall not be perched upon.

 

You launch a vessel full of tourists into standard LKO, but you haven't been keeping your skies clean. During your burn to put yourself in orbit, one for your satellites flies right into the back of your tourist vessel, decompressing everyone into the vacuum of space.

[max_creative]

Oopsy Kessler syndrome. Oh well. 

The mun explodes.

[Joshwoo70]

damn.. that router advertisement packet is gaining sentinence

Lights went off

[max_creative]

OK WHO THREW THE CIRCIT BREAKER?!? 

Dres doesn't get loved.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ion spaceplane priced at 10 quintillion funds was burnt in an attempt to aerocapture at Laythe.

[max_creative]

Oops... Used heaters instead of radiatiors. Oh well. 

There's a rocket sitting on the runway and it gets hit by a plane.

[EliasDanger]

Air traffic controller was on his union mandated break at the time.

 

Jeb dies of starvation due to lack of snacks on his duna trip. You have TAC Lifesupport, not USI. His family demand reparassions. 

[max_creative]

He accidentally blew the snacks up with TAC self destruct. 

My 12 Dres Comsats don't make it to Dres.

[RA3236]

YEES!!!

A nearby star blows up.

[max_creative]

NOOOOO!!! I like stars! And your old avatar! 

The sun disappears and a big ice planet appears that has a big trench in it.