Make your own Conspiracy Theory!

[Andem]

Challenger was a lie, created to convince the public that the shuttle program was a bad idea and that America should give up on space so they couldn't find Hitler's base on the moon. Obviously it was the Nazis from Argentina who sabataged the launch, Florida has the highest Argentinian American populations! The crew had their memories wiped and were transplanted into new lives, and no one was the wiser!

Edited May 17, 2016 by Andem

[TheKosanianMethod]

On 10/19/2015 at 3:18 PM, Dark Junior said:

Scott Manley is teaching us all how to deorbit moons so he can destroy the universe.

But the moons are on rails, don't you know we live in  game by Kerbals?

[Matuchkin]

The earth is a mandelbrot fractal!

[Matuchkin]

It's also a paraboloid!

[cubinator]

4 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

The earth is a mandelbrot fractal!

 

4 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

It's also a paraboloid!

It's a cubic Mandelbrot set protected onto the surface of a decateron! somehow...

[Matuchkin]

1 hour ago, cubinator said:

It's a cubic Mandelbrot set protected onto the surface of a decateron!

- that is four-dimensional and is in a spherical Cartesian plane environment (not our usual cubic one).

[cubinator]

53 minutes ago, Matuchkin said:

- that is four-dimensional and is in a spherical Cartesian plane environment (not our usual cubic one).

How are you fitting a 5-dimensional decateron into a 4-dimensional space? 

[0111narwhalz]

1 hour ago, cubinator said:

How are you fitting a 5-dimensional decateron into a 4-dimensional space? 

Why, by projecting it, of course!

[Matuchkin]

1 hour ago, 0111narwhalz said:

Why, by projecting it, of course!

The Earth is the projector itself...

On 17/05/2016 at 4:00 PM, Andem said:

Challenger was a lie, created to convince the public that the shuttle program was a bad idea and that America should give up on space so they couldn't find Hitler's base on the moon. Obviously it was the Nazis from Argentina who sabataged the launch, Florida has the highest Argentinian American populations! The crew had their memories wiped and were transplanted into new lives, and no one was the wiser!

It's the guy with the question mark instead of a face. We're looking for him. He's probably the Argentinian who sabotaged the launch, killing himself.

[Kepler68]

The sun is actually a toroid black hole orbiting earth! He government just tells us it's a star because they want to disguise the light of the engines on the giant war machine they are sending after the aliens for taking the worlds tacos! Also, the moon landings were actually done on Theia!

(theia is the one that hit earth and made the moon right?)

ALSO PUBLISHING BEFOR THEY GET ME THE ? GUY IS ACTUALLY NAT$:83?3-

Edited May 19, 2016 by Kepler68
BECAUSE THEYRE HERE

[p1t1o]

Donald Trump is a Thunderbird puppet:

 

[WinkAllKerb'']

tssss tsss

(( (( if you don't speak "ts" or "st" well your in a conspiracy )) ))

sttttttttt stttttttt

Edited May 20, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[EliasDanger]

if you put aluminum foil on your head, it makes you go crazy! Its a conspiracy to make crazy conspiracy nuts go crazy and come up with insane theories and hallucinations!

[WinkAllKerb'']

attempt to learn to speak like others

...

others don't attempt to speak like you

#yawn

Edited May 22, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[electricpants]

"Dres" is actually a very boring place made by your mom.

[EliasDanger]

22 hours ago, WinkAllKerb'' said:

attempt to learn to speak like others

...

others don't attempt to speak like you

#yawn

Same speak we learn to do, haha shrug #yawn

....

whisper language things between two organisms. now we same but different.

*splash*

 

[lodger]

I belive in the conspiracy that mankind actually landed on the moon. Multiple times.

[Omegagoldfish]

How have none of you noticed this? If you look closely at the sun, you'll see the flag of the Soviet Union! Their government didn't dissolve, it relocated to the sun! 

[JebKeb]

The teletubbies are actually deranged human prisoners sent back to a post apocalyptic world, as we ran away from the aliens. Their task is to try to fix the earth. Unfortunately, the aliens uses NooNoo to lower the mental age of the teletubbies until they were burbling babies.

[KerbalOmmex]

The Saturn V used Methalox! The government claims that it has not been developed so that the public thinks it used Kerolox!

[Matuchkin]

6 hours ago, KerbalOmmex said:

The Saturn V used Methalox! The government claims that it has not been developed so that the public thinks it used Kerolox!

Actually, it used unsymmetrical dyhydrilkeromethanate, with Nitrates of kerolythanol as the oxidizer. 

[KerbalOmmex]

7 minutes ago, Matuchkin said:

Actually, it used unsymmetrical dyhydrilkeromethanate, with Nitrates of kerolythanol as the oxidizer. 

LOL That's something Google won't tell you 'bout.

So, new conspiracy!

The N1 was actually a prototype non-nuclear bomb

[Matuchkin]

The earth is a 3d DLA cluster!

[max_creative]

3 minutes ago, KerbalOmmex said:

The N1 was actually a prototype non-nuclear bomb

Yep. Because it was the largest non-nuclear explosion! 

Its a giant IMBM! (Intermoonitary Ballistic Missile) THEY ARE PLANNING TO BLOW UP THE APPOLO 11 LANDING SPOT!!! 

[Matuchkin]

Earth is Jool!