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PB666.

You claim to be a the universe's piehole.

The universe doesn't have a piehole.

Your lying because your actually at Illuminati HQ.

1/3

Your username suggests your demonic.

You follow a cult.

The Illuminati started as a cult.

2/3

Your made of yarn.

Your from the yarniverse.

No mere mortal has the power to travel from one universe to the next.

You are no mere mortal.

You are all-seeing.

The Illuminati is all seeing.

3/3

I can definitively say that you, @PB666, for the Forum record, are the finest example of ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

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@legoclone09.

You are Coge.

Coge shouldn't exist.

The Illuminati shouldn't exist.

1/3

You have a cat.

Cat's demand to be worshiped.

The Egyptians worshiped cats.

The Illuminati was founded in Egypt.

2/3

You say your on Kerbin.

Kerbin is fictional.

You are not.

You are lying.

Why are you lying?

Your actually at the Illuminati Annual Meeting.

3/3

These points state that you are ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

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Random fact 1

Random comment about chuck norris

Random comment about bismuth not being a location. (too gross to think about the intended connection to pepto bismol) 

Three random -------> Illuminati

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10 hours ago, PB666 said:

Random comment about bismuth not being a location. (too gross to think about the intended connection to pepto bismol) 

Actually, that was intended to be Steven Universe, not pepto bismol (eww.)

 

Also, embracing the number 3?! ILLUMINATI!!!1!!11!11!1!

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