Forum Migration Silly Loading Text :D

[Endersmens]

So, as many of you probably found out, while we were waiting for the forums to migrate, we were greeted with a loading screen that said the forums were being migrated. We also got some silly text that popped up, similar to when you start the game. I for one found these quite amusing, and watched them for quite some time. I also took note to start writing them down, as they would be gone after the migration was done. At first I was watching the website and furiously typing the text if I hadn't already seen it and typed it. After about 100 I realized it would be much simpler to just open the website source code and find the entire list. I only missed 14 out of 117, which means I spent about 45 minutes staring and typing  I've added the ones I missed, and now have a complete list of every phrase of text that could've come across your screen during the migration.   It's quite long, so it is contained in the spoiler below:

Spoiler

• Enjoying a day off after migration was completed in 10 minutes
• Allowing neutrinos to pass through
• Removing all data from between September 2012 and April 2013
• Pressing f5 for safety
• Emptying bit bucket
• Eating a Turkey sandwich
• Deported Squad
• Coming up with clever remarks
• Distributing resources
• Error 418: I'm a teapot
• Rocket.exe is not responding
• Finding a replacement engineer
• Buying more snacks
• Experimenting with F202
• Eating Snacks
• Assimilating the modding community
• Polishing Unity Awards
• Entagnling the quantum
• Writing warning labels
• Considering Project Pigeon as guidance system
• reading manual
• Crossing fingers
• Painting holes black
• Making it so
• Gizoogling all text
• Implementing Murphy's Law
• Adding semicolons
• Hiding experimental test team discussions
• Downgrading DuoDex to SingleDex
• Extinguishing flames
• Porting KSP to a Nokia 3310
• Trying to dodge Ike
• Boop, nice!
• Broadcasting!
• Blaming Unity
• Granting administrator permissions to Green Iron Crown
• Loading KrakenDrive.exe
• Applying WD-40
• Consulting Clippy
• Giving it all she's got captain
• Your forum is very important to us, please hold
• Just DOING it
• Flexing struts
• Verifying backups
• All you Kerbals are belong to us
• Watching grass grow
• Feeding a banana to Stewart
• Applying duct tape
• Implementing total authoritarian rule
• Spell Checker brought to you by theiPeer
• Mopping up coffe spills on server backups
• Coming up with clever rmarks
• Releasing space whales
• Raising a barn
• Detaining Green Iron Crown
• Watching xkcd comics
• Arguing Pointlessness
• Signing signatures
• Confettifying Fairings
• Adding negative graviolis
• Ordering fake passport from spambot
• Destroying the evidence
• Literally reinventing the wheel
• Developing KSP pachinko machine
• Repurposing Round-8
• Sourcing server parts from the side of the road
• Making sure it's plugged in
• Annoying mayor Poopiter
• Demoting Rich to Poor
• Star Trekking across the universe
• Dragging feet
• Spamming banbots
• Banning spambots
• Playing Fallout 4
• Salting the forums
• Faking Mun Landing
• Communicating with major Tom
• Archiving mission failure reports
• Switching SCE to AUX
• Apologizing to Dave
• Assuring Qualllity
• Counting remaining snacks
• Installing HypeTrain tracks
• Equating Tsiolkovsky
• Restting all passwords to 'password'
• Now with EXTRA space kraken
• Now hiring: Authoritarian moderators
• Reversing polarity
• Negotiating a new gravitational constant
• Evaluating ALL suggestions
• Pointing at Lagrange
• Running around babbling like an idiot
• Stirring Oxygen tanks
• Emailing birthday greetings
• Firing ze missiles
• Producing
• Repairing Launchpad
• Trying to remember combinations for Fault Vault
• Implementing wormhole
• We need an adult
• Attemting to chase cat away from keyboahjsgdvnmx
• Sending Postcards from Laythe
• Randomly connecting wires in the server room
• Removing boosters, your move.
• Opening pod bay doors
• Evaluating ALL suggestions
• On a boat trip near Wallops
• Sending friendship request to Lithosphere
• Reticulating splines
• Building a church of St. NathanKell
• Reanimating avatars
• Removing the Magic Boulder from history
• Gobble, Gobble
• Knock knock
• Sending rescue mission
• Cutting corners
• Producing
• Remodulating phase conduits
• Watching paint dry
• Running around screaming
• Sorry, wrong button

 

Well, hope you enjoyed reading through it. The forum admins sure had fun typing those.  

[sal_vager]

Haha!  I missed most of these, thanks for the list @Endersmens