How to summon the Kraken

[KAL 9000]

Not like a Kraken drive or anything, but an imaginary mystical incantation. Here's mine:

Large part counts and many mods

Demon of all the Kerbal universe,

We present to you:

A willing Kerbal sacrifice,

Explosions and crashes alike,

A Piece of the Dunian face,

A huge big birthday cake.

All these things we give to you,

In hopes that you will come here soon,

Mystical, Chaotic, Squid-looking demon,

Come here tonight. Come here tonight.

Minu Subirulp E,

WE SUMMON THE KRAKEN! 

What are your guys'?

[Bill Phil]

Something in Kerblatin that translates to ,"Oh mighty one we summon thee." Repeat it 13 times. I should know, Bob (what? You thought the Kraken didn't have a name?) told me so himself.

[problemecium]

Nah, it's much simpler than that. Just say something along the lines of:
"This ship could never be destroyed by the Kraken! It's indestructible."

[Vanamonde]

Some posts have been removed from this thread. Keep it on-topic please, guys. 

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Try this: @Kraken@Kraken Ohhhhh......  AHhhhhh......