Kerbals Against Humanity

[Rai1102]

Destroyed...KSC...Bombing...1.1.3

"Today, Jebediah Kerman destroyed the KSC by bombing it with a Magic Boulder from 1.1.3"

 

A ______ was made when ________ Kerman __________ with _____________

Edited June 23, 2016 by Rai1102

[Ultimate Steve]

Kraken... Valentina... Played... The Persistance...

A Krakrn was made when Valentina Kerman Played with the Persistance.

Today _____ met _____ while ______ the Magic Boulder ______ into the ______.

Edited June 23, 2016 by Ultimate Steve

[cantab]

Today buffallo met buffallo while buffallo the Magic Boulder buffallo into the buffallo.

(I believe in the actual Cards Against Humanity game, there are at most three blanks, and normally just one.)

______: Jeb tested, Kraken approved.

 

[Matuchkin]

I'm a spambot, report me..

 

"Hey! __________!" Screamed ______ at ______.

[TrainEngie]

"Hey! Stop taping snacks to the front of the doors!" Screamed Gene at the VAB engineers.

 

Did you ___ the ___, ___?

[qzgy]

Did you crash the Spaceship, MechJeb?

Ok. Who ______ the _____ ?

[cantab]

Who probed the rings of Urlum.

Instead of coal, Santa will give naughty Kerbals ______ this Christmas.

[0111narwhalz]

Instead of coal, Santa will give naughty kerbals dioxygen diflouride this Christmas.

The space station was supplied with ____ in case the snacks ran out.

[qzgy]

The space station was supplied with "special produce" in case the snacks ran out.

"Fix your _____!" screamed ____ at _______.

[cantab]

Fix your game!" screamed the entire population of Mexico at Squad.

Alternative rocketry is now embracing the propulsive powers of ______

[PB666]

1 hour ago, cantab said:

Alternative rocketry is now embracing the propulsive powers of _pompass blowhards_

Urban dictionary: The past tense of Brexit is _____________

[cantab]

Urban dictionary: The past tense of Brexit is Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

______ is the best thing since sliced bread.

[qzgy]

Struts are the best thing since sliced bread.

Jeb got _____ for Christmas instead of ______.

[cantab]

Jeb got chloroform for Christmas instead of rocket fuel.

Rockets: What are they good for? ______

Edited June 29, 2016 by cantab

[PB666]

6 hours ago, cantab said:

Rockets: What are they good for? They can store lots of recycled junk. 

 

The inter_______ ______-ship JK-1XB was traveling on a standard ______-crew rotation between _______ and _______ when it was struck by a Midnight blue ______. This destroyed the __________ causing it to __________, _________ its passengers. 

[qzgy]

The inter-Kraken Jeb-designed ship JK-1xB was traveling on a standard 3-jeb-clone crew rotation between JebA, B, C, and Jeb, Valentina(the failed Jeb Clone), and Bob when it was struck by a midnight blue mini-jool. This destroyed the snack container causing it to vanish, saddening its passengers.

@PB666 - Why so long!

The kraken _____ with (the) _____ when it was ______.

[cantab]

The kraken drive failure with moar boosters when it was stranded on Eve.

The Nobel Prize for ______ goes to .... ______

[SAS123]

The Nobel Prize for Krakenology goes to .... @The White Guardian.

I Have in my _______ the most _________ Thing in the Entire ____________.

[The White Guardian]

On 1-7-2016 at 0:50 PM, SAS123 said:

The Nobel Prize for Krakenology goes to .... @The White Guardian.

I Have in my _______ the most _________ Thing in the Entire ____________.

Erm, I'm afraid I'll have to hand over that prize to my good friend @Agent-Daniel_46 who has a knack for breaking literally every game he comes across, but thanks anyway

 

Anyhow, 'I have in my map view the most ridiculously looking thing in the entire universe targeted, and unsurprisingly it's a piece of 'art' made by one 'Jeb Kerman'.'

Edited July 2, 2016 by The White Guardian

[PB666]

57 minutes ago, The White Guardian said:

Erm, I'm afraid I'll have to hand over that prize to my good friend @Agent-Daniel_46 who has a knack for breaking literally every game he comes across, but thanks anyway

 

Anyhow, 'I have in my map view the most ridiculously looking thing in the entire universe targeted, and unsurprisingly it's a piece of 'art' made by one 'Jeb Kerman'.'

I think he just broke the game. How ironic.

Edited July 2, 2016 by PB666

[The White Guardian]

19 hours ago, PB666 said:

I think he just broke the game. How ironic.

Snap! I forgot to add a new sentence!

 

Let's see...

'The most ____ thing ____ is, unsurprisingly ____'

There we go.

[PB666]

4 hours ago, The White Guardian said:

Snap! I forgot to add a new sentence!

 

Let's see...

'The most ____ thing ____ is, unsurprisingly ____'

There we go.

The most important thing that you forgot is, unsurprisingly, that @The White Guardian  forgot my LIKE!

_______ Pandering, as _____________ the first Tues of November will approach ______ ___________.

[cantab]

TheReadPanda Pandering, as in the burning wake of the first Tues of November will approach stranding a hundred Kerbals on Eve.

A KSP Youtuber formerly known for playing stock started using mods because of ______

[qzgy]

A KSP YouTuber formerly known for playing stock started using mods because of 64-bit support and liking explosions

_______ broke the game when ______

Edited July 4, 2016 by qzgy

[cantab]

Flying Tiger Entertainment broke the game when signing a contract with Squad

I last got banned from the forums because of ______