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WoooooooWoooooo..... chug a chug a chug a......woooooooo Woot....

Oh no, the hype train has stopped... it seems its a case of not enough hype coal AND 1.1 is stalling....

oh wait.... lets push this little button....

"I think I can.... I think I can I KNOW I can......"
 

Hype train velocity back up to 1200m/s .... and slowing down for the next stop....

Push that button again when the hype train is launched to the Moon/Mun ....

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On 3/23/2016 at 4:18 PM, kiwi1960 said:

WoooooooWoooooo..... chug a chug a chug a......woooooooo Woot....

Oh no, the hype train has stopped... it seems its a case of not enough hype coal AND 1.1 is stalling....

oh wait.... lets push this little button....

"I think I can.... I think I can I KNOW I can......"
 

Hype train velocity back up to 1200m/s .... and slowing down for the next stop....

Push that button again when the hype train is launched to the Moon/Mun ....

What do you mean *back* to 1200 m/s? DID WE SLOW DOWN THAT MUCH IN THE DAY SINCE I'VE BEEN SLEEPING?

We should be almost at 8 km/s right now!

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Yeah well.... you forget the Pacific Ocean is deep... and someone forgot to extend the wings, so rather than flying OVER the ocean....

 

we are making out like a SUB right now..... but the good news is that the fishing is good.... :)

and its also a good way to quit smoking,.... anyone stepping out for a quick smoke drowns instantly...

 

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12 minutes ago, kiwi1960 said:

Yeah well.... you forget the Pacific Ocean is deep... and someone forgot to extend the wings, so rather than flying OVER the ocean....

 

we are making out like a SUB right now..... but the good news is that the fishing is good.... :)

and its also a good way to quit smoking,.... anyone stepping out for a quick smoke drowns instantly...

 

Flying? Over the ocean? What? Naw man, we're in space right now. Because of the 1.1 Squadcast, we're about to leave space normal and ascend to metaspace. Metaspace is best space.

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The preformance increase is phenominal.

On the dynawing that was used on the stream, 1.1 80-90fps on a laptop, my desktop does ~20-35, 15 while exploding in 1.0.5

Thats at least a three times frame increase

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Man, that's incredible. Around 0.18 performance was miles better than 1.0.5, and 700 parts was still near unplayable.

Looks like it's indeed the jump in performance I hoped for. Finally back to build large stuff.

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A mysterious jeep appeared along side the hype-train. The driver dropped a brick on the pedal and set the steering wheel straight before attempting to climb onto the roof of the vehicle. The wind nearly knocks the desperate gamer off of the 4x4, but he pushes on. The teen carefully got onto his feet and waved his hands over his head to grasp the attention of the conductor. 

"Help me get on board sir!" the pc player begged. The conductor, knowing full well that the hype train was now accelerating faster and faster, decided to throw the mysterious jeep-rider a bone. Seconds later, the conductor found himself on the roof of the hype-locomotive. He put out his hand and told the gamer to jump. Without hesitating, the gamer leaped forward in the direction of the conductor. The helping hand caught the gamers' wrist before pulling him aboard the train. The pc gamer caught his breath while glancing back at the now tumbling metal wreck that used to be the jeep. It rolled, lost velocity and disappeared into the fog surrounding the hype-rail. 

"One first class ticket please" asked the player. The conductor reached into his pouch and placed the ticket in the gamers' hand. "Welcome aboard" the conductor chuckled before escorting the new passenger into the safety of the carriage.

 

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Hope I'm not too late to board. One 1st class ticket please :D

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57 minutes ago, One-Way Films said:

A mysterious jeep appeared along side the hype-train. The driver dropped a brick on the pedal and set the steering wheel straight before attempting to climb onto the roof of the vehicle. The wind nearly knocks the desperate gamer off of the 4x4, but he pushes on. The teen carefully got onto his feet and waved his hands over his head to grasp the attention of the conductor. 

"Help me get on board sir!" the pc player begged. The conductor, knowing full well that the hype train was now accelerating faster and faster, decided to throw the mysterious jeep-rider a bone. Seconds later, the conductor found himself on the roof of the hype-locomotive. He put out his hand and told the gamer to jump. Without hesitating, the gamer leaped forward in the direction of the conductor. The helping hand caught the gamers' wrist before pulling him aboard the train. The pc gamer caught his breath while glancing back at the now tumbling metal wreck that used to be the jeep. It rolled, lost velocity and disappeared into the fog surrounding the hype-rail. 

"One first class ticket please" asked the player. The conductor reached into his pouch and placed the ticket in the gamers' hand. "Welcome aboard" the conductor chuckled before escorting the new passenger into the safety of the carriage.

 

9ABD9A9E113EA06459422F0081B354CFB3EE9204

 

Hope I'm not too late to board. One 1st class ticket please :D

Trains don't have steering wheels. They follow tracks. You can't steer tracks. Fun story though.

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3 hours ago, GregroxMun said:

Flying? Over the ocean? What? Naw man, we're in space right now. Because of the 1.1 Squadcast, we're about to leave space normal and ascend to metaspace. Metaspace is best space.

BUT BUT BUT BUT....... BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT.............BUTT BUTT.......

I thought the Hype train was going to stop at every capital city to pick up passengers.... :( My bag is packed, I'm ready to go...

and you left without ........me? :(

(sniff) its OK..... don't worry about me..... I'll ...be.... (sob!) fine.....

I'll wait for the next NASA launch and stow away..... :(

 

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2 hours ago, GregroxMun said:

Trains don't have steering wheels. They follow tracks. You can't steer tracks. Fun story though.

Er, the only steering wheel in there seemed to be part of the Jeep unless I'm mistaken...?

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