The "You know you're playing a lot of KSP when..." thread

[Superfluous J]

wHEN EVERYTHING YOU TYpe starts out in all caps.

[Fleb]

wHEN EVERYTHING YOU TYpe starts out in all caps.

No matter how mant times I do it, I never learn.

[Custard Donut (In Space)]

Like my other hobbies i usually know it's time to stop when i start seeing double.

[Joshington]

When you throw a frog and yell "Fly Jebediah, fly!"

[Mulbin]

When you pull the car up in the drive and try to hit space to jettison your door...

[Captiva]

When you realize you have a dry throat after building stuff for 4 hours straight staring at the screen with your mouth open with a drink only 1/2 a foot away.

[Death Engineering]

When you realize you have a dry throat after building stuff for 4 hours straight staring at the screen with your mouth open with a drink only 1/2 a foot away.

I can't even count how many cups of cold coffee I've tossed out from this phenomenon... and yet I still didn't fall asleep from lack of caffeine!?!

[Captiva]

I can't even count how many cups of cold coffee I've tossed out from this phenomenon... and yet I still didn't fall asleep from lack of caffeine!?!

That's why I bought a giant thermal mug. Sometimes coffee still gets cold though.

[Ricovandijk]

.. oeff.. just dropped out of KSP.. bugs in the VAB!

ehm, what date is it?

[Mulbin]

When you star accusing yourself of faking your own Mun landings....

[SuperWeegee4000]

You know you play too much KSP when your next mission is a space station around Gilly.

(Definitely not mine; just made it up. I haven't even docked around Kerbin yet.)

[TheRabbit]

When you keep mistaking Mars for Duna.

[Mobius]

When you see the first star in the sky, and you think it's Minmus.

[blubbermonkeys]

When you assume any flying thing in the air is debris or Jebediah.

[Gus]

Seeing that full moon the other night made me want to go there. I almost felt I could.

[TheHockeyPlayer]

When you start tossing and turning in bed because your mind is filled with the thought of building an awesome space station.

[Killerdude8]

You know you play too much KSP, when you think you are really a rocket scientist..

[Benie]

Walking:

"Whew. I'm sweating a lot. I should take off my clothes. Might help my Delta-V".

[Hello moto]

When trying to recall the planets to the solar system you think Moho, Eve, Kerbin- god damn it, I mean mercury...

I swear my daughter will grow up knowing KSP planets before the actuall planets.

[Xeldrak]

When the first thing you do after getting into your car is "activate ASAS"

[LeonG17]

When you start going through withdrawal problems when you stop playing KSP for a while

[CptNuts]

I was watching Star Wars, and agonizing over the fact that it was all wrong.

"why are they using that cockpit, it's much to heavy."

I stopped caring about these facts long before i got my hands on orbiter. Now i know that all science fiction movies (except for the ultra hardcore ones) are pure wrong in terms of Orbital mechanics and space in general, but I am still entertained by them, even though they get it all wrong (not because its all wrong, thats a difference^^). I made my peace with this. Now i can truly enjoy every kind of Sci-Fi, not only hard, but also soft SF and SF that has the density of gelee (being neither really hard nor soft^^)

Anyway... you know you play to much ksp when you actually start thinking that everything alse in existence has only one purpose. To hinder you playing KSP!

CURSE YOU EXISTENCE!

[Sma]

May have already been said, but when you start planning maneuver nodes to go grocery shopping.

[Aqua667]

When you catch yourself walking, YES WALKING like a kerbal...

When you wonder how much DeltaV you have expended...

When you laugh at your friends for not knowing what prograde means....

You hum the VAB tune...

[rodion]

When you read about accidents and tragedies in the history of real-life spaceflight, and just for a moment, you struggle to understand that a space agency could actually be accountable for the amount of money it spent or deaths it caused. Don't they just go back to the VAB screen?