You must use the object that is in your left hand to survive a thermonuclear war

[Helix935]

a chair to hide under

[Lazro]

It's always useful to have a face.

[Agent30632]

My left hand

Darnit

[mrrpamplemousse]

A USB key with WoodenToaster's musics on it...

I cannot even listen to them while being desintegrated into atoms!

Edited November 10, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[Helix935]

aw come on what am i going to do with a crappy history textbook.....

hide under it as i am being turned into radioactive dust

[mythbusters844]

Uh...air.

Wait, it left my grasp. Oh now what? I paid $1234 for that air

[Wesreidau]

My wedding band.

Love will find a waaaaaay!

[AI unit 101100]

my leg. who wants to trade?

[Wesreidau]

How much leg are we talking here? Fat, lean? Marbled or more of a soup leg?

[Kreuzung]

Phone without battery... just have to find a new battery, download every social network's app and start flaming about dying

[Helix935]

what the heck am i going to do with my cat huh eat her or what use her as a attack cat errr

[B11267]

A metal revolver cap gun, hmmmmmm. Maybe I can scare myself to death?

[DisarmingBaton5]

My thumb. Maybe I can press the ABORT button...?

[Agent30632]

A cup with ice.

I'm screwed

[Spearka]

A Blanket

what

[Nick7892]

A drawer knob.

[Noname117]

I decided to hold one of my toes... the one on my left foot... left of my big toe... umm... I think I will die quickly.

[Palladium Corp]

My beard.

How the heck would that help?

[Sylandro]

A can of soda. Well, crap. All it's going to do is spread out radiation.

[Palladium Corp]

Now I am holding a piece of Lego. Not much of an improvement, but oh well...

[mrrpamplemousse]

A pencil...

At least, I will not need my blood to write my last words...

[zxczxczbfg]

My laptop. (My hand was there in preparation for typing this very response.)

It's just as useful as anything else near me, I suppose. Not much good if the nuclear exchange includes high-altitude EMP bursts.

[dnulho]

My Bible. At least I know where I'm going... its probably a good thing that I don't live near any valuable targets...

[Starwaster]

My cat, Melificent. She'll mutate in the radiation into a powerful guardian cat who will protect me from all the other radioactive mutants and also sniff out uncontaminated food sources for me. She's awesome!

Edited February 1, 2014 by Starwaster
New pic and using Imgur. That's what I get for linking to iCloud photostream pics.

[minerman30]

The Microsoft Surface that I am currently typing this on. Oh well... bye all...