How to Be Evil!

[Omegagoldfish]

Ooh, I need one of those for my torture basement dungeon kitchen. 7/10

Make everyone realize chemistry is mostly math.

[njmksr]

8/10 true that... Wait, have you already put your plan in motion?

Create a cure for cancer, but make people pay millions for it.

[Dark Junior]

1/10 We already do, technically

Two words: Invisible sectopods
(Reference)

[TopHeavy11]

10/10 God have mercy on our souls.

 

I call the Borg again. This time I give them lightsaber shields that can't be penetrated by any energy projectile, and only in extreme cases by atom sized things of matter.

[Firemetal]

9/10.

Delete everyone's version of ksp except for mine. Destroy all ways of buying Ksp. Destroy everything Ksp except for anything I have related to the game.

True evil!

[legoclone09]

10/10 AUUUGHH WHHYY!?!?

Send the next poster a rickroll by the mail.

[kerbiloid]

1/10. You can't. UnionPacific1983WP replaced all music with Undertale or something. Mua-ha-ha.
But +1 for attempt.

I restore Borg from the 5.25" diskette backup, It's more or less intact. You try to finish him, but realize that several bad sectors changed his program.

Edited September 13, 2016 by kerbiloid

[Dark Junior]

7/19 Borg!

Everyone in Star Wars becomes Jar Jar and they remake Star Trek: TNG with every character played by Wil Wheaton

Edited September 13, 2016 by Dark Junior

[legoclone09]

5/10 Just really annoying and ruined those, but nobody dies.

 

I delete the universe's system32.

[TopHeavy11]

1/10 Thanks. I needed space for the universe.exe64. Good thing I saved all my progress and put it on the desktop!

 

I EMP the world. Over and over and over again.

[Dark Junior]

10/10 NOOOOOOO!
I steal forty cakes. Forty! That's 4 10's! And that's terrible

[TopHeavy11]

1/10 Sorry I wasn't looking.

 

I nuke North Korea forty times. Forty! That's 4 10's! And that's terrible.

Edited September 13, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[Omegagoldfish]

Aw... I wanted to do that... 3/10

 

I set a bus on fire and send it into a nitroglycerin factory.

[TopHeavy11]

7/10 Good thing it was in hurricane Sandy!

 

I explode an explosion, creating a paradox, destroying reality itself.

Edited September 13, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[Dark Junior]

10/10 And that's 2 explosions! And that's terrible!
Every person in the world has a 50% chance of turning into Charlie Sheen, and forgetting every word they know except "Winning!"

[njmksr]

Winning/winning. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning.

I bend the positive and negative terminals on all phone batteries close enough together to slowly ease into contact, causing the battery to explode.

 

[kerbiloid]

(Aren't you the author of Note 7?)

-9/10
They attach a pack of AAA-batteries with a duct tape.
All old cell phones are gone. Billions of people build new phones and AAA-batteries.
Vendors build a monument in your honor.

But there are too much batteries. To protect the environment, they prohibit throw them out, you have to collect all used batteries in your room.

Edited September 14, 2016 by kerbiloid