How to Be Evil!

[TopHeavy11]

10/10 Your gonna have a bad time.

 

I don't help you.

[legoclone09]

0/10 Don't need help.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

 

[TedwinKnockman66]

999999/10  I'm BURNING! Gimmie a Water, that song ignite me!

I'm do no anything

Edited September 9, 2016 by TedwinKnockman66

[TopHeavy11]

2/10 Only for im propeR grammers.

 

I hack into every nuclear missile silo and fire on every area with a population density over 1000 people per square mile (so about every major city in the USA and Europe.)

[Andem]

10/10 Skynet.

 

I test out my new Head-Cannon.

[legoclone09]

5/10 http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new.png

Why not everything?

[Dark Junior]

1/10 What?
I become Peter Wiggin
(YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE IF YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF A NERD)

Edited September 9, 2016 by Dark Junior

[quasarrgames]

Oh yeah SURE we're supposed to believe that he's a nice person after he bullies his brother the saviour of earth (what were his parents doing anyways why didn't they put a stop to it since it clearly got out of hand?) and then goes and becomes the second best political internet ranter in the world and then BECOMES A CORRUPT SUPREME RULER OF THE WORLD he's literally an embodiment of much of the evil in humanity/10

(heh. Didn't mean all that)

 

I play the video from The Ring on every screen on the planet. That girl's got a lot on her plate now...

[Andem]

1/10. Don't get the reference.

 

I change all media (Yes I mean all of it, books too!) to Tommy Wiseau's "The Room."

[Dark Junior]

1/10 didn't get the reference
Instead of becoming Peter Wiggin, I become Demosthenes

[legoclone09]

2/10 Don't get it. I think it's a Greek or Roman god though.

TL;DR It's high noon.

[Dark Junior]

1/10 No Overwatch
(It was an Ender's Game reference)
I somehow make EA make the next Halo game

[legoclone09]

0/10 OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
 

Real life is Overwatch.

[Andem]

10/10 WHY!?

 

I neglect to 

[legoclone09]

5/10 T R I G G E R E D

Tarps don't work in space anymore.

[quasarrgames]

6/10 But... But... BEAM! And Mark Watney! And solar sails! Nooooooo

 

I create No Man's Lie 2, with always online DRM, in-app microtransactions, even MORE planets to slow down the game, a Things To Do expansion pack (it's pretty costly!) and the best part: It's all made by EA!

Also, it has no trigger warnings!

[Dark Junior]

4/10 No one would buy it

I take command of EA and buy every game developer in the world

[legoclone09]

0/10 Other people start making game companies because EA ran them into the ground.

Every has to have braces on at all times.

[Dark Junior]

3/10 What?
I release Half-life 3

 

 

 

 

It sucks

[cubinator]

9/10 the internet will explode.

I put a planet-sized lens at Sun-Earth L1 such that the focal point is on Earth's surface.

[legoclone09]

10/10 RIP Earth.
 

I make all of KSP's textures in Microsoft Paint.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

10/10 Truly evil.

I couldn't think of anything to say.

[EliasDanger]

2/10 It's a little evil to leave me with nothing evil to rate.

I plot and raise money to give to EA so they can buy up every game studio and distributor so they can take over and charge us microtransactions for everything while ruining all our favorite franchises.

 

[Dark Junior]

ERROR/10 HELP ME!
I design Master Chief's face. It's a troll face

[legoclone09]

I make a quality mechanical keyboard from scratch.