Eeloo! FAKE!

[The Thyroid Man]

Eeloo is a jerk!

We all know that Eeloo was a Christmas gift from the Kerbal developers...right?

Wrong!

It was bored with it's life, so it decided to go and get captured by Kerbol! it went on a 3:2 Ratio to try to mess up Jool to get attention!

It really is just a lump of ice going around the sun!

It is secretly plotting to try to crash into Dres, because Dres gets way to much attention.

Before it's too late, we must......

Attack Eeloo with everything we have!
 

Download combat mods!
Nuke Eeloo with everything we can!
Destroy it!
Run a 2000 ton ship into it!

Do anything you can to destroy everything it holds dear.

-an Eeloo hater
 

[Brian444444]

Your thyroid is acting up again... Consult your physician.

[The Thyroid Man]

dammit, not again

Edited May 24, 2016 by The Thyroid Man

[cubinator]

A parody of the Dres war...fascinating. I hope it doesn't start as many arguments.

[AlamoVampire]

Eeloo is a monster of a moon!! It has consumed its parent planet and Dres was the only witness but Eeloo being the meanie that it is convinced Dres to gather attention towards itself begetting the Dresian War that we all know and <your position here>!

Eeloo is a monster of a moon!! It has consumed its parent planet and Dres was the only witness but Eeloo being the meanie that it is convinced Dres to gather attention towards itself begetting the Dresian War that we all know and <your position here>!

[LordOfMinecraft99]

I recently nuked Eeloo with everything i have. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL EELOO! MUHAHAHA

[max_creative]

EELOO IS WORSE THAN THE KRAKEN!!! Actually, the kraken is really nice to me. BUT EELOO IS TERRIBLE!!! It was so terrible it was replaced by Plock, which is actually a good Pluto. Eeloo is a fake!!! 

#EelooIsALie 

(I don't know why I'm doing this. But it's fun!)

[Overland]

Eeloo is the frozen lifeless shell of what once was a great all consuming biomechanical living spaceship..

Imagine its delight when it found kerbin buzzing with life..green bugeyeed self propelled sushami..a world of happyness in harmony with its planet..peaceful..utopian

 

And completely defenseless..

It came without warning..a beautiful yet disturbing sight

 A bright star in the nights sky, admired by many as a symbol of good luck..grew  over many days..eventually bigger than the mun in the sky..

There it waited until sunrise..

 

Driven by its hunger, the monster eeloo stripped all but scattered remains of kerbalilian life..the people..thier machines..thier technology and the soul of thier world

Survivors, as momentary as they were stood in shock..frozen.. Arms stretched out with a wide eyed stare..as the silent screams of millions of mute green people filled the land..

Only KSC was spared.. Much like a harvestor of fruit spares the tree for it to grow again.. Thus is the KSC, left as a green shoot for life to once grow again,

 

Satisfied in its hunger, eeloo departed kerbins orbit..leaving a lifeless yet pure green planet...silent from its once buzzing life.. A sad memory of what once much more,

A chance encounter with duna..a planet of cinnamon and all things nice ended the reign of terror that this spacefaring parasite enforced on the universe..

By taking the cinnamon challenge..

See duna has plenty of cinnamon but no water

The rest is lost in the timeless emptyness of space..

All we know is..its frozen shrivelled remains was discovered thousands of years later.. With the sweet smell of cinnamon

 

 

Dont waste your time nuking eeloo..its already dead

[Snark]

Forum games are fun!

But they belong in Forum Games.

[cubinator]

20 hours ago, Snark said:

Forum games are fun!

But they belong in Forum Games.

Yes, and

Let's keep this game right here in this thread only, ok?  We don't need a repeat of the Dres war!

I crashed a ship into Eeloo once at ~200 m/s, does that count as destroying it?

[Matuchkin]

Like, seriously?

Alright, let's torture Eeloo now, I guess.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Matuchkin