The Foods of Kerbin

[Bigcheecho]

Sheep Head with balls on the side, a traditional Kerbal food enjoyed in Kerbal holidays.

[Needles_10]

Quesadillaythe: The Quesadillaythe is a thick, cheese-filled food with a chewy bread crust which can contain meats and/or vegetables, depending on preference. First invented on a trip to the Joolian system by Sonbro Kerman, who took the items from the Snack canister in the Mk.2 Lander-Can while his co-pilot Mark Kerman was attempting to fix an engine problem which occurred while aerobraking to refuel at Duna. Most Kerbals tend to load these delicious meals with Pimento Cheese and Kerbeef.

[ShyzyIndustries]

Jeb's Cookie :

A Toroidal Aerospike shaped cookie. Helps you to "fly safe!"

Made from the same DNA and brain prints used in the Mechjeb Pods and Ar202.

[Lazro]

Mega-Bean Bar (A.K.A. The "Gas Giant")

Made entirely of pulverized lima beans, it was nicknamed partially for its appearance and partially for its unfortunate effects.

[General Rarity]

I always thought they ate space sandwiches and stale water.

They do in the Demo* version

*v 13 demo

[architeuthis]

Mmmmm... strawberry cubes....

[Tommygun]

Orange drink has to be Tang.

[Scoundrel]

Soylent Green.

Because Soylent Green is Kerbals!

[Milo Kurtiss]

Liquid Sustenance:

Rocket Fuel

A fiery, clear liquid that smells strongly of both fermented Kerberries and rocket fuel. Takes about a month to properly congeal, congeals best in an empty rocket fuel tank.

[Mekan1k]

Soylent Green.

Because Soylent Green is Kerbals!

Is Jeb a people person?

[sal_vager]

(Looks at the necro'ed thread, sees significant new content)

Carry on chaps, oh and don't forget zero G pizza, with toppings on both sides

[NASAFanboy]

How about Earth Pizza?

3D printed, and found on an crashed human spaceship on Duna!

[Pachi3080]

Shock-o'late: "Chocolate" bars... made of probe batteries

[Devo]

[Kerbol Prime]

Eve Ultra-purple Tonic:

-Materials: Eve radioactive seawater, liquid eve-oxide, a sprinkle of nice radioactive purple dust, and most importantly...low-fat milk

-How to make: Pour seawater into canister and put in fridge for 5 weeks. Then mix with eve-oxide and milk and put into barrels to distill for 5-50 years. Then pour into a wine glass and add dust

-Description: Eve Ultra-purple Tonic is a very expensive and hard to produce beverage. Only the wealthiest kerbals are able to get their hands on this precious wine. It's incredible alcoholic properties come from the blutonium found in the Eve based substances. The milk reacts with these substances to reduce radioactivity. It has a distinct taste of metal/blood and raisins.

[Jeb1969]

Spoiler

Perhaps this is one of the unfortunate side effects of eating Space Ration Bars before going on EVA