Mock the Acronyms

[Stargate525]

KSP tends to collect quite a bit of jargon, and along with it is acronyms! These are always fun to play with. The game is simple; entertain the rest of the forum by giving a weird explanation for a common KSP acronym. Better if you can explain it in the context of the game. Points awarded by likes on the post.

Some examples to start:

• KSP
• RCS
• SAS
• VAB
• SPH
• SOI
• TWR
• DV
• ISP
• ISRU

 

And some of my favorites:

RCS - Really Consternating Shuttlecocks: Those... things... they stole from the badminton court look worrying when they're glued to the side of the craft.

ISRU - Icecream Sandwich Repository Unification: Kerbals gotta store the snacks somewhere.
 

[temporalExile]

SPH - Pronounced "SPFFFF": the sound made when a kerbal crashes into the surface of the mun at 50 m/s

DV - Donut Value: Exactly how many donuts your craft is valued at

SAS - Salt and sugar: Rudimentary life support

ISP - Internet Service Provider: Pretty much the pure embodiment of evil

SOI - The way that Dunbop Kerman insists on spelling the work "soy", even though we've told him like a gazillion times that it isn't.

And finally

KSP: Kraken Sacrifice Program

[0111narwhalz]

SSTO: Several Stage to Ocean. When your rocket breaks into several pieces, then splashes down just east of the KSC.

[cubinator]

SAS: Super Awesome Spinner (self-explanatory)

[Stargate525]

TWR - Two-wheeled racer. Kerbals just can't call it a motorcycle.

[legoclone09]

RSS

Real-ish Soap Stabilizers - I don't know how I made this up but I did.

KSP

Kerbal Spice Program - A cooking show by Bob.

[Ultimate Steve]

TWR: Technologically Wealthy Robots.

RCS: Retrofuturistic Carrot Synthesizers.

[Argyle MHF]

SAS - Spacecraft Assisted Suicide

 

[Firemetal]

DV = Danny's victims.

 KSP = Kerbal Spaghetti program.

 

[legoclone09]

VAB: Very Awesome Building

[StrandedonEarth]

RCS: Really Cruddy Stuff

SAS: Sweet And Sour

KSP: Kraken Space Poop

TWR: Tiny White Rocket

SSTO: Super Strong Tough Object

[NSEP]

RCS: Realy Crunchy Sandwich

Thats all rly.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

[0111narwhalz]

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