Can you speak Kerbal?

[KAL 9000]

Try to translate these phrases from Kerbalspeak:

"!beJ se erbmon im ,aloH"

".asoc alam anu se acnun seroslupmi sáM"

"!lobreK ametsis led atenalp rojem al sE !aritnem anu se on serD otseupus roP"

[CAKE99]

The first one is "Hello, my name is Jeb!"

Second: "More drivers is never a bad thing."

Third: "Of course Dres is not a lie! It is the best system Kerbol planet!"

 

Here's a new one, "!nortaekaC se ebuTuoY ed lanca iM"

[Bill Phil]

I have no idea.... Google translate is giving me nothing good here.... Although that is probably the worst tool to use.

Let's see if anyone gets it:

"ataluM

razog 'ap  oneuB

omtiR iM

va omoc eyO"

Hint:

Spoiler

It's lyrics, and is technically upside down....

EDIT: I messed up. It should be "av omoc eyO"

Edited September 21, 2016 by Bill Phil

[Sturmgeschutz]

"Oye como av

Mi Ritmo

Bueno  pa' gozar

Mulata"

Transliteration:

?etnematcerroc ricudart aírdop detsu ,ayaV .labreK nos on orep ,setehoc recah ebed labreK odoT
.laredis oicapse le rarolpxe ,ísa ,y sanul sus ed anu a o atenalp orto a solravell ,oicapse la solraznal séupsed arap selaicapse senoicatse y selivómortsa ,selaicapse sevan ,setehoc riurtsnoc nedeup es )ateB odatse ne artneucne es on ay( 3.1.1 al se ogeuj led nóisrev lautca al nE .laicapse amargorp oiporp us rartsinimda y raerc serodaguj sol a etimrep euq laicapse nóicalumis ed ogeujoediv nu se )labreK laicapsE amargorP loñapse ne odalutit y PSK ne secev a odaiverba( margorP ecapS labreK

Original:

ʞǝɹqɐl sdɐɔǝ dɹobɹɐɯ )ɐqɹǝʌıɐpo ɐ ʌǝɔǝs ǝu ʞsd ʎ ʇıʇnlɐpo ǝu ǝsdɐñol dɹobɹɐɯɐ ǝsdɐɔıɐl ʞǝɹqɐl( ǝs nu ʌıpǝoظnǝbo pǝ sıɯnlɐɔıou ǝsdɐɔıɐl bnǝ dǝɹɯıʇǝ ɐ los ظnbɐpoɹǝs ɔɹǝɐɹ ʎ ɐpɯıuısʇɹɐɹ sn dɹodıo dɹobɹɐɯɐ ǝsdɐɔıɐl. ǝu lɐ ɐɔʇnɐl ʌǝɹsıou pǝl ظnǝbo ǝs lɐ 1.1.3 )ʎɐ uo sǝ ǝuɔnǝuʇɹɐ ǝu ǝsʇɐpo qǝʇɐ( sǝ dnǝpǝu ɔousʇɹnıɹ ɔoɥǝʇǝs' uɐʌǝs ǝsdɐɔıɐlǝs' ɐsʇɹoɯoʌılǝs ʎ ǝsʇɐɔıouǝs ǝsdɐɔıɐlǝs dɐɹɐ pǝsdnǝs lɐuzɐɹlos ɐl ǝsdɐɔıo' llǝʌɐɹlos ɐ oʇɹo dlɐuǝʇɐ o ɐ nuɐ pǝ sns lnuɐs ʎ' ɐsı' ǝxdloɹɐɹ ǝl ǝsdɐɔıo sıpǝɹɐl.
ʇopo ʞǝɹqɐl pǝqǝ ɥɐɔǝɹ ɔoɥǝʇǝs' dǝɹo uo sou ʞǝɹqɐl. ʌɐʎɐ' nsʇǝp dopɹıɐ ʇɹɐpnɔıɹ ɔoɹɹǝɔʇɐɯǝuʇǝ¿

Edited September 21, 2016 by Sturmgeschutz

[CAKE99]

1 hour ago, Sturmgeschutz said:

?etnematcerroc ricudart aírdop detsu ,ayaV .labreK nos on orep ,setehoc recah ebed labreK odoT
.laredis oicapse le rarolpxe ,ísa ,y sanul sus ed anu a o atenalp orto a solravell ,oicapse la solraznal séupsed arap selaicapse senoicatse y selivómortsa ,selaicapse sevan ,setehoc riurtsnoc nedeup es )ateB odatse ne artneucne es on ay( 3.1.1 al se ogeuj led nóisrev lautca al nE .laicapse amargorp oiporp us rartsinimda y raerc serodaguj sol a etimrep euq laicapse nóicalumis ed ogeujoediv nu se )labreK laicapsE amargorP loñapse ne odalutit y PSK ne secev a odaiverba( margorP ecapS labreK

"Kerbal Space Program (KSP sometimes abbreviated in Spanish entitled in Kerbal Space Program) is a space flight simulator game that allows players to create and manage their own space program. In the current version of the game it is 1.1.3 (no longer is in Beta state) can build rockets, spacecraft, rovers and space stations and then launch them into space, taking them to another planet or one of its moons and so , considers exploring space. All Kerbal must make rockets, but not Kerbal. Well, you could translate correctly?"

That, took, AGES.

 

".nortaekaC se ebuTuoY ed lanac im ed erbmon lE."

 

[kerbiloid]

19 hours ago, KAL 9000 said:

".asoc alam anu se acnun seroslupmi sáM"

What is written here looks like a reversed Spanish. The correct punctuation and word separation is also important.:  "A'Soc al Am'Anu 'seac nunsero slup Misam."

Edited September 21, 2016 by kerbiloid

[KAL 9000]

More drivers? It's more BOOSTERS.

?elgooG ed rotcudarT le ósu¿ ,oires nE