cratercracker Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 8/10 Every human does artwork, if hitten with electroshock in their human-labor camp, every day. Whoops i meant "Motivated'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 10/10 Because a robot wouldn't choose a human skull for avatar (it would see nothing special in it), while an E.T. wouldn't give a pipe to the skeleton (because it has no lungs). I don't know how to prove that I'm a human. So, I'm a human, otherwise I wouldn't admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 5/10 Wouldn't help because it's a captcha, which doesn't quite work as intended. Am I a human ? Why wouldn't I not be a human ? I'm clearly a... brain ! Flesh brain ! *Human* brain ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) wont to be/don't want to be == %% µ@¤ what for /~ not what for *.formatD; word==meaning & human = none // amount +- atoms and void between star i m not that silly thing most people mean when they use the word " h u m a n" =/^§ it's just a temp sum/soubstratction of stuff wich include writing talking and many others interaction == we re the result of all our interaction and being reminding thoose past present future interaction @one time ; Edited October 12, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 9/10 Ай эм хьюман , тат ис ит Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 9/10 Google Translate couldn't translate that, and since that is obviously the standard for AI, you must not be a robot. Ah…er, humans, right? They - we're so crazy, am I right guys? Hahaha ha ha…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 10/10 U uze google translate. Only humans do this. I can understand what CraterCracker has written. So, I'm a human in the same degree as he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 4/10 HAL 9000 could do that. I am clearly a human. Why else would I take pleasure in forum games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 7/10 Humans could be forcing a bot to play forum games... dunno why... I am not a robot because a robot could generate optimal kerbal rockets and piloting skills effortlessly. I, on the contrary, am a n00b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 1/10 What does the "n" prefix mean in your id, Zero-Zero-Binary ? Who? Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 2/10 you have a generic-ish profile pic. Only robots, with no personality and thus no interests, would have that. I am a "Hyoomann", or whatever they-we call that-our species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piatzin Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 ????/10 I am hoomans toos *Searches 'what is hoomans' on all powerful, all knowing, godly Google, dah creator of all knowledge* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 9/10 only humans would have any reason to search Google. I am a human because I use Google too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 0/10 Only a robot from 1950s sci-fi could still think that anybody cares. I am a human because I use google willingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 10/10 Everybody knows that Google is just a figment of our imaginations. Computers cannot see it. I am human because of empty brains and full stomachs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 1/-0 you could be Schrödinger's cat. my favorite pie is Qtrupberscotch Pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 10/10 Mmmm, I sure do love me some Qtruperscotch pie! SHUT YOUR T4LK BL4ST3R! 1 4M OV1OUS1LY 4 RE4L HUM4N P3RSON 4ND YOUR JUST 4N 1D1OT WHO DO3SNT KNOW 4NY B3TTER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 10/10 Only humans use the character encoding systems ancient like mammoth's manure. Robots have learnt the unicode long ago. Not that I'm really a human, but I can pass Turing test, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1/10 Ok, show me. Wait a second... Ye i be Da homan liek u too ye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 100000000000000000000000000000000/10 You are not only the perfect embodiment of today's humans, but the year 2015. (For reference, the perfect embodiment of 2016 is a kid using a hoverboard to hunt Pokémon.) Now it's my turn, and to demonstrate my humanity I'll count to ten: 3, 95, 98, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8*, 10. *Denotes cursed number. Avoid at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 8/10 Bill gate is human, I think. Yeah, I use the Gnawspectcle game service, just like everyone else on this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 9/10 Even google doesn't know about this service. So, unlikely you could get this name from the net. I won't use Gnaw Spectacle game service because I'm a human with free will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 the luggage may consist of any subset of ~n dimensions which may coexist with any subset of >n dimensions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kerman Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 10/10. Only humans can read and understand Terry Pratchett. I am Humon, hear me roar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 8/10. Modern humans don't roar, they tweet. I am human because my earbuds fall out of my ears when I run. Specifically, when I run from killer robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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