How to get the Zero-G experience for free!

[NSEP]

Oi peeps, do you want experience Zero-G?

What you need:

-Legs that can jump.

-An object.

Important things.

-Keep away from breakable objects and sharp objects.

-Do not be that akward peep who does this in public.

What you need to do:

1. Grab an object and hold it in your hand

2. Jump

3. Shortly after being airborne release the object.

4. Have fun with your Zero-G experience while being airborne! (For 0.5 seconds lololol)

5. Catch your object shortly after you land.

 

Im pretty sure i am not the only one has thought of this right? It is so easy to do and understand.

[Wjolcz]

You can also jump off a building if you're a hardcore zero-G daredevil like me.

[James Kerman]

Zero gravity is a bit of a misnomer.

The easy way to experience microgravity:
Elevators and alcohol.

[tater]

I used to do that in the elevators at the Trade Center in NYC. They went down very fast. Jump just before it starts down, get a slight increase in air time.

[kerbiloid]

If, while jumping from a chair, you'll be rotating something on a rope, it will be an experiment with artificial gravity,
So, jumping enough many times, you can study 0.4g life and then provide your experience to NASA.

[NSEP]

7 hours ago, Veeltch said:

You can also jump off a building if you're a hardcore zero-G daredevil like me.

Cough Cough Air drag Cough Cough

6 hours ago, James Kerman said:

Zero gravity is a bit of a misnomer.

The easy way to experience microgravity:
Elevators and alcohol.

Zero gravity is something different than Zero-G!

And nice link you posted there, usefull info.

[NSEP]

6 hours ago, tater said:

I used to do that in the elevators at the Trade Center in NYC. They went down very fast. Jump just before it starts down, get a slight increase in air time.

Thats cool! Have not tried that yet.

Im lightweight, so damage would be a milder problem.

[78stonewobble]

At one time I got a good deal on trying out a glider and while the winch up was quite fun, my stomache was glad the pilot didn't spend too much time diving steeply aiming at a seagull. He was trying to demonstrate, that if you get too close to birds, that they're rather elegant at getting out of the way. They simply fold their wings and dive out of the way...

How close to zero-G that is I don't know, but it was pretty cheap... Can't remember the price right now, but certainly under a 100 $ by far.

Not free, but pretty cheap...

Edited November 23, 2016 by 78stonewobble

[p1t1o]

Another way:

Get caught by your mum looking at...stuff...on the internet.

Floor falls away.

Experience freefall.

???

Profit?

[James Kerman]

3 hours ago, NSEP said:

Zero gravity is something different than Zero-G!

I stand corrected, Sir.

[tater]

6 hours ago, NSEP said:

Thats cool! Have not tried that yet.

Im lightweight, so damage would be a milder problem.

I can only assume the elevators on the new building are as fast as the ones on the old buildings... 

[NSEP]

3 minutes ago, tater said:

I can only assume the elevators on the new building are as fast as the ones on the old buildings... 

Well maybe. I know that some buildings have slower elevators. I always used to live in an apartment, and the elevator goes alot slower than the one in my cousin's apartment.

Edited November 23, 2016 by NSEP

[YNM]

Go underwater ? I mean, they trains astronauts like that doesn't it ?

[tater]

12 minutes ago, NSEP said:

Well maybe. I know that some buildings have slower elevators. I always used to live in an apartment, and the elevator goes alot slower than the one in my cousin's apartment.

It requires a really fast elevator for noticeable effect.

[NSEP]

4 minutes ago, tater said:

It requires a really fast elevator for noticeable effect.

Agreed.

[NSEP]

26 minutes ago, YNM said:

Go underwater ? I mean, they trains astronauts like that doesn't it ?

But i cant swim ):

[1101]

Go lead climbing on an overhanging rock face/artificial wall, fall off, experience freefall, get caught by rope, experience up to 7 or 8g (ropes typically give about 7kN impact forces on big falls), repeat if needed.

Bring your brown pants.

[Guest]

On 11/23/2016 at 0:49 PM, NSEP said:

But i cant swim ):

I'd recommend learning to. Swimming is kinda of a vital skill to have.

[YNM]

On 11/23/2016 at 9:49 PM, NSEP said:

But i cant swim ):

I can't either... ):

Edited November 25, 2016 by YNM

[kurja]

39 minutes ago, YNM said:

I can't either... ):

So you guys dive really well.

[kerbiloid]

6 hours ago, Aperture Science said:

Swimming is kinda of a vital skill to have.

They confirm

Spoiler

 

On 23.11.2016 at 5:29 PM, tater said:

It requires a really fast elevator for noticeable effect.

Or a roller coaster

Spoiler

Science is tough

Btw, that's a solution. Want to study gravity? Get a job in disneyland

Edited November 25, 2016 by kerbiloid

[NSEP]

9 hours ago, Aperture Science said:

I'd recommend learning to. Swimming is kinda of a vital skill to have.

I can, just not underwatee.

[78stonewobble]

9 hours ago, Aperture Science said:

I'd recommend learning to. Swimming is kinda of a vital skill to have.

Then you'd just be expected to save people going into the water...

[SR]

Don't forget a swing.