Kermunmus Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 I hacked your drone and made it think it had grabbed a cookie, when it instead had grabbed some nearby trash I take the cookie myself, and you are in for a surprise when it drops some nice smelly trash on your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaDizzy Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 I build a grabber claw on the moon so long it reaches earth. It swoops down and grabs your cookie. It's my cookie. I transform it into a bag of ritz crackers, bananas, and sour cream. I make snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Connection failure. Mooncookies lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I bake a dozen more cookies and grab the cookie mush and -- OH excrementsE!!! My new pets' and my cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 i mod the cookie with this .cfg file: @PART[COOKIE]:FOR[COOKIESTEELER] { @mass = 2000 @MODULE[ModuleEnginesFX] { @maxThrust = 20000 } } *presses Z* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 ...and gets nothing because of module ambiguity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I mod 'kerboloid_floor_cfg' and modify the following -increased gravity ten-fold -reduced friction -cookies on it will teleport to me While you fumble upon your code, I secretly hid my stash of 13 cookies in Fort Knox. Still my cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 North Korea nukes all U.S. military bases... we've also been teleported to earth My cookie, as I eat this choco chip waaayyyy past by bedtime (good morning to you England posters though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skylon Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 43 minutes ago, LazySoUseHyperedit said: North Korea nukes all U.S. military bases... we've also been teleported to earth My cookie, as I eat this choco chip waaayyyy past by bedtime (good morning to you England posters though) Good morning to you! *Subtly steals cookie while you are distracted* My cookie is hidden in a child-proof cookie jar with a cow's moo for an alarm! Beat THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I defeat the child proof cookie jar by disassembly. And the cow alarm, and take the cookie to the Hubble Space Telescope. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I nuke a nuke in space to EMP the world. Meanwhile I *|static|* to perform the *|static|* and to *|static|* and take the cookie. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I find you and the cookie, and launch myself to Alpha Centuri at .5c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Alas, you missed a char typing your goal in flightplan and have started to the non-existing Alpha Centuri. Six billion years later, mineralized you and cookie will get found by non-human astroarcheologists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 ...who read on the cookie "If found, send to this address 9999 street.name city.zipcode state.country" They comply and it shows up at my house (yes I'm still alive kerbals live forever remember?) You are also all humans, so you died a long time ago, My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 That's a fake cookie. I still have it, and am alive, because I ended up going a lot faster than I planned. Still my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 I take the cookie while you are asleep and blast away with an Alcubierre-White warp ship at 250,000,000,000,000c towards the Andromeda Galaxy. My intergalactic cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Andromeda Galaxy collides with Milky Way. Cookie gets thrown away and falls down near a road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 There are no roads in space. Besides, the cookies are dead once they leave the warp bubble. I make a new one in a random uninhabitable planet in the Milkdromeda Galaxy as I watch the Solar System fly away into intergalactic space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Great Attractor attracts them all. Attracted cookie fallen from the starz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 The attractor fails, sending all the cookies into the closest star. I make new cookies and share some with you to comfort you from your failure. Our cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Except I am selfish and don't share IT'S MINE! -Stingy and every 4 year old kid ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Yes, 'it's mine'. The mine explodes and throws the cookie away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0stReaper Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I drug you in the street to take the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 I send Jebediah to take the cookie... after lecturing him what a cookie is for 200 hours. Then Jeb goes to get a cookie. The WRONG cookie. Your cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 I get Bob Kerman and after lecturing him on cookies he goes and gets the correct one and gives it to Val Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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