kerbiloid Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Orbiting Val, the cookie gets captured by Jool and becomes a mooncookie, or cookiemoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I have Pac-Man eat the cookie. After all, he can eat anything. I make a batch of 12 cookies again, rainbow flavoured. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Turns out they're Skittles, because "Taste The Rainbow" (ok skittles give me my money now) Anyway my Mom just baked some REAL cookies (yes really) and I took one (yes really) My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I make Gypsy Danger and destroy your house. Its cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModerndayLink Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I casually walk up to you and snatch it away and then quickly teleport to a parallel universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I have Wally West take the cookie and return it to me. His cookie (he didn't) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 While he doesn't. Bob "Spriggan" Smithson gets the cookie from him. Try to find him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Apparently Smithson got himself locked in a closet by accident and starved to death. I unlocked the closet and found him in there, but I won't retrieve the cookie because that's just gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Walking away, you suddenly realize that this person was fabricated right now and never existed irl. You return to the closet to take the cookie, but find nothing. Disappeared cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 That is because it is my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I take the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Cookie->Owner = Cookie; Recursively self-owned cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0stReaper Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I fold space to shorten the space between me and your cookie then steal the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Found this fitting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 On 6/16/2017 at 2:52 AM, Gh0stReaper said: I fold space to shorten the space between me and your cookie then steal the cookie. My cookie. Folding space in front of you has consequences. You also expand space behind you and you accelerate to oblivion. My cookie after taking it from previous poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 waiter there is a wait wait wrong thread!!!!! my cookie (because i teleported it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Teleport failure. Cookie exists across the galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I take a time splicer and splice the cookie. Time's cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 The cookie has been spread out over the times-span of the known universe. As the universe gets older, the quantity of cookie per unit of time approaches zero, so the cookie exists but is spread over an infinite amount of time. Okay, new cookie. It is my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Negative. Please, define "my". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 My-adj-belonging to me. my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Negative. Please, define "me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Double Negative, please define every single word in the known English alphabet. On a serious note, I just stole your cookie and also prepared a glass of milk to go along with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Now you are thinking: what creature gave that milk? Until you know, cookie lays on the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Answer: all mammals give their own milk. My cookie Answer to "define 'me' ": a pronoun referring to the first person (the speaker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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