Rules of [Insert thing here]

[Dark Junior]

So, in this game, the goal is to compile a complete list of rules about stuff. The more random the rule, the better. Here's an example of how the game works:

Spoiler

Poster 1:

Rule #[Number of post here, let's go with one] of Star Wars: The Vulcan salute is evil.

Mass Effect

 

Poster 2:

Rule #2 of Mass Effect: You DON'T talk about the Mako.

Canada

 

Poster 3:

Rule #3 of Canada: Apologize every time you get within a meter of another person.

As you can see, after writing a rule for the topic specified in the previous post, you write your own topic for the next person to write a rule about. Try to refrain from using any obscure references, and have fun.

Allow me to start:

 

 

Rule #1 of Halo: Always keep a pistol in your inventory. ALWAYS.

Star Trek.

[Tex]

Rule #2 of Star Trek: KAAAAAHHHHHHNN!

Kerbal Space Program.

 

(Also, do the rule numbers need to follow a 1-2-3 sequence, or jump from like 3-94-6?)

[Green Baron]

Rule #3 of KSP: Relax, everything will be fine

Dinosaurs

 

[Dark Junior]

Rule #4 of dinosaurs: Nature finds a way.

Civilization 5

18 minutes ago, Tex said:

Rule #2 of Star Trek: KAAAAAHHHHHHNN!

Kerbal Space Program.

 

(Also, do the rule numbers need to follow a 1-2-3 sequence, or jump from like 3-94-6?)

(Since I was kind of inspired by the really tall building thread,  let's keep things in numerical order)

Edited April 10, 2017 by Dark Junior

[Tex]

Rule #5 of Civilization 5: Never trust India.

Cars (The vehicle, not the movie franchise)

[53miner53]

Rule #6 of cars: The ones with eyes are normal.

Programming

[SinBad]

Rule 7 of programming: never devide by 2 when you can multiply by 0.5

Loading a dishwasher

[Dark Junior]

Rule 8 of loading a dishwasher: Remember to always load a minimum of 5 litres of laundry detergent before cleaning.

Buying groceries

[0111narwhalz]

Rule 9 of buying groceries: Never ask the deli counter about its suppliers.

Armadillos

[Green Baron]

(ninja'd)

Rule #10 of Armadillos: The banded armor fits well.

prickly pears

 

[Dark Junior]

Rule #11 of prickly pears: You should always eat them like normal pears.

Windows XP

[Tex]

Rule #12 of Windows XP: Time travel is now required to use this operating system.

Printers

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Rule #13 of printers: The ink cartridges will never run out at the same time. 

Blender (the program or the appliance)

 

[53miner53]

Rule #14 of Blender: it will always fight you when you are trying to make something. 

Space

[Dark Junior]

Rule #15 of space: It's like really, really big, dude. And it's got all kinds of stuff! 

MS Paint

[0111narwhalz]

Rule #15 of MS Paint: You are obligated to produce rubbish, even if you have the skill (and wizardry) to produce something decent.

Calculus

[qzgy]

Rule #16 of calculus - Try dividing zero by zero

Internet

 

[Dark Junior]

Rule 18 (Accounting for rule 15 repeating) of the Internet: Don't talk about Fight Club  Windows Vista.

Fallout

[qzgy]

Rule 19: Always use the nuke launcher.

Social interactions

[kerbiloid]

Rule 20: Get social, make your personal VR _{(virtual reality)} interactive.

Octabrain (Duke Nuk'em 3d)

Edited April 11, 2017 by kerbiloid

[DarkOwl57]

(Ignore this; I've got no clue what's happening XD)

Edited April 11, 2017 by DarkOwl57

[Dark Junior]

Rule 21 of Octobrain: Make sure you have a steady supply of bubblegum before you kill it.

Super Mario Bros

[DarkOwl57]

Rule 22 of Super Mario Bros: Hope that your jump's long enough to not die.

KSP VTOLS

[Tex]

RULE #23 OF KSP VTOLS: USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FRIGGIN' EXCITING AND ACRYMONIOUS.

Water.

 

[qzgy]

Rule #24 of water. Dont let it freeze in concrete  or anything precious.

This rule thread.