[_______] Guide to [________]

[Dark Junior]

The rules of this game are simple. Just replace the blank parts in "[________] Guide To/Of  [_______]" with any two words or phrases. To accompany the name, add a short description to the title. The next user will rate your post and add their own.

EXAMPLE:

Chuck Norris' Guide to Speaking French. After decades of beating up entire bars, killing snakes with his blood, and not technically dying, Chuck Norris is here toteach you how to speak everyone's favorite second language! Among the way, he'll teach you how to conjugate, pluralize, and more! The hardcover edition comes with a special guide, demonstrating when it's socially acceptable to end French conversations with roundhouse kicks. (Hint: Always)

 

7/10 not enough kicking

Perfectly Cromulant Guide to The Ocean:This cromulant guide to Earth's oceans will take you on a splendiferous adventure, teaching you about the bazillions of fish and other forms of life under the sea.

 

As you can see, I used adjectives and nouns in these titles, so you can basically use any two words or phrases.

Anyway, I guess we should start now.

 The Guide to The: This guide gives you an in-depth look at the. It'll give you a much deeper understanding of The and The. The The's finer points will be explained in this book. The  the the the the the....

[Benjamin Kerman]

7/10 looks interesting.

Werner von Braun's guide to ballroom dancing. Gives an in-depth look at the principals of rocket science as it relates to your date wanting to dance. Comes with "real and ready" excuses for not dancing and doing dV calculations.

[ZentroCatson]

5/10 Partner didn't accept the excuses, but interesting read.

An ogre's guide to gardening:

Set up your own swamp, full with smelly plants, muddy water and a small hut with this guide! Also includes ways of defending your swamp against intruders, trolls, and destitute hobos. DISCLAIMER: does not include advise on saving princesses.

 

[Dark Junior]

4/10 Difficult, since the tools in my shed aren't that sharp.

Canadian Guide to Poutine: This cookbook, filled with recipes for the well-known Canadian dish, poutine, will absolutely amaze you. Discover the secrets to making great poutine, such as the french fry:Gravy:Cheese ratio required to get the perfect taste.

[kerbinorbiter]

5/10 what fish?

An astronauts Guide to life on earth 

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Thought I was going to spoil it but I'm not 

 

 

 

 

 

[max_creative]

8/10. Astronauts always have much more interesting lives on Earth than they do in space.  

A dummies guide to reading how to books. It explains everything about how to properly read a how to book, with everything from how to open the book to why you cannot read books upside down. A very useful guide to have if you read a lot of how to books.  

[kerbinorbiter]

1/10 school does that job

Danny2462's guide to fix bugs in KSP

*do nothing*

[Dark Junior]

24/62 The book was too long.

Michael Bay's guide to Movies. Michael Bay finally reveals all of his movie-making secrets, including the perfect color for explosions (Orange), sunsets (Orange) and murder robots (Blue with red/orange flames).

Edited April 26, 2017 by Dark Junior

[StupidAndy]

4/10 the only thing it taught me is what Kerbal already taught me, "moar explosions"

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Come on, somebody had to do it!)

like the books, but it actually tells you how to hitchhike your way across the galaxy for under "30 Altaritian Dollars a day!"

[kerbinorbiter]

Hand out with thumbs up in space/10

brains guide to thinking logically 

(self explanatory?)

Edited April 27, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[spacebrick3]

8/10 Useful, especially in today's society.

A Kerbal's Guide to Safe and Reliable Rockets [nonexistent]

 

[kerbinorbiter]

0/10 never 'erd of it [nonexistent] 

Bills guide to dealing with Jebediah 

explains how jebediah is dealed with at the KSC!

[cubinator]

6/10 Mostly ranting.

Cave Johnson's Guide to Asbestos

Aperture Science's founder explains the various household uses of asbestos. "It's really not that bad if you don't ingest more than a few kilograms..."

[StupidAndy]

2/10 but what if I eat more than a few kilograms?

the guide to the

its only a 500,000 page book on how to use the word "the" correctly, and about 400,000 is made up laws of English, and stories about the word the

[kerbinorbiter]

0/10 who would read a 500,000 page book?

Kerbin's guide to Eve

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE EVE!

[StrandedonEarth]

10/10 Love the pictures:

Sheldon Coopers Guide to Love and Romance

Dr. Sheldon Cooper takes a break from Big Bang theorizing to write a paper explaining the quantum physics responsible for creating feelings of love. With contributions from Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler 

[Benjamin Kerman]

9/10 I can feel the linked tingling already.

The Men in Blue's guide to baking doughnuts. 

Explains everything promised.