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Joseph Kerman

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Yup. He makes various viral videos which officially gives him 3,000,000 subs and $457,684,550.

 

But his duty calls. Turns out he was a retired F-22 pilot and is being called to test a new plane. Will he accept or decline. If he declines, he may no longer serve the Air Force. If he accepts, he may come and go whenever he likes.

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He accepts, on the way to the AFB he meets a wonderful looking girl he asks for his name and she is called Kristina Pimenova Joe then proceeded to worship her as a goddess of beauty Kristina says thank you but you don't need to worship me but where are you off to joe says the AFB and then Kristina asks well could I come?

does Joe smith accept the offer find out after the break!

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Joseph Kerman

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@kerbinorbiter You are messing the storyline up! All you have to do is pick what is there. Why is it so difficult?

1 hour ago, Joseph Kerman said:

Yup. He makes various viral videos which officially gives him 3,000,000 subs and $457,684,550.

 

But his duty calls. Turns out he was a retired F-22 pilot and is being called to test a new plane. Will he accept or decline. If he declines, he may no longer serve the Air Force. If he accepts, he may come and go whenever he likes.

Again.

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Kermunmus

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(pretend I'm kerbinorbiter actually finishing his post)

but then Janina gets jealous over Joe's new friend. The two start to bicker and argue all day long. Joe begins to go crazy! How to stop the arguing? He could either boot them both off and go alone, or try and reason with them and maybe get Air Force to let them both come

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They head to the park, have some hot dogs and sodas, and have a short walk. They had a great time. But as they were walking back to their respective homes, Kristina gets kidnapped, Janina gets tranquilized, and Joe gets KO'ed.

When he wakes up, he finds himself tied up very tightly to a chair, along with the two girls. What stops the trio from trying to escape is that when they stand up, a mound of C4 explosives will blow, killing them all.

What does Joe do next?

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... and what's the choice?..

Anyway.

Suddenly Joe remembers that absolutely occasionally both girls have the same second name: Eglantine.
As he is tied between them, he makes a wish, unties the ropes and stands up...

Wish is granted! The briquette with detonator inside was not real C4, it was a counterfeit slipped to the kidnappers by quirky supplier.

Will he untie the girls or explore the room first?

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48 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

... and what's the choice?..

Anyway.

Suddenly Joe remembers that absolutely occasionally both girls have the same second name: Eglantine.
As he is tied between them, he makes a wish, unties the ropes and stands up...

Wish is granted! The briquette with detonator inside was not real C4, it was a counterfeit slipped to the kidnappers by quirky supplier.

Will he untie the girls or explore the room first?

*coincidentally

Explore.

As he walks around the room, he finds a rather odd-looking thermite grenade. He collects it for good measure. He also found an AK-74 rifle. But on the corner of his eye, he spots an M4A1 silenced. What should he pick?

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(...and what's the choice?...)

They get shocked. Grizzly bear?! In Kazakhstan steppe?!
They understand that either grizzly bear is a gallucination, or it has escaped from the nearest zoo, so they are near a city.

A camel passing by gives them advice: put you hand into the grizzly's mouth to realize, what's this.

Will the bear gallucination bite off Joe's hand or not?

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Joe takes a look and finds no girl.

He decides to wait for several hours.
At last Kritina and Janina arrive to his place, dragging heavy bags of bear meat. Wrong day, wrong place for the silly grizzly.

Will they fry the meat on volcano or eat it just raw?

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eat it raw because they would have to wait 10 years 

they then sleep and the next morning they wake up to the sounds of helicopters they keep going in a figure of eight then they see somthing like a parachute deploy from what apperared to be nothing...they then run towards it-

mean while on NASA television...

"that beeping noise being the soyuz beacon-WHO IS THAT THEY ARE HEADING FOR THE LANDING SITE!!!" the helecopters land and the head of the search and recovery team, Sergei Malhiov says "you ok"

what do they reply [YES] or [NO] 

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They decide to keep heading down the road to find stuff

They find plenty, but it's all owned by someone, and stealing is bad... SHOULD THEY STEAL FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE OR GO DUMPSTER DIVING?

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14 hours ago, Kosmonaut said:

Sergei steals all of their stuff and runs away

Do they chase him or keep heading on the road to try and find more stuff

No that wasn't Sergei that was the boat loving bandits that TMA 5 encountered after landing

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